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Naps: comfy bridge to the future! Papaw Kammah lives by no rules. (she/her)

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My very first thought upon waking up was a panicked "but what if you are a VERY MEDIUM CHEESE", so.

Today is gonna be totally rational.

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I could use your help with my fundraiser on GoFundMe. Please share, support, or donate—every small action counts. https://t.co/dfz01CMxaD

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@elonmusk I’m so motherfucking tired of you

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@AnyMtn @cigsmoking @cornelldolanpc (Its a Moby Dick joke)

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@KathrynLaskey @climatepaige @clhubes That’s developmentally appropriate for a while though!

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I went out to sun in the hammock because the dogs needed to go out and I needed some fresh air because of Depression™ and...lying in the hammock actually helped with my severe leg and overall joint pain

how does one apply for a medically necessary cabana

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JUST SAW A DOG ON THE HIGHWAY WITH THEIR BODY IN THE BACKSEAT AND THEIR PAWS ON THE FRONT SEAT AND THEIR HEAD OUT OF THE SUN ROOF, HAPPILY GRINNING, AND I'VE NEVER ASPIRED TO ANYTHING MORE

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@hannibalsexwife WAIT W H A T

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

When they say “we are in an oversell situation and we’re offering $200 for passengers with flexible travel plans” I am absolutely the person who stands up and says “legally they have to give you 400% your ticket price. Don’t take less than $1300!! Everyone HOLD”

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@ItsEmilyKaty I’m so sorry

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I’ve got two invites for mutuals if anyone needs them!

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@brigidkeely @spindlypete Yep, agreed

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@medwynsofangles Wow, how dare you make me tear up like this

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@heresy_darling @SleepytimeP Both of these tickled me greatly, thank you

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@brigidkeely @spindlypete That’s my take on it too

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@juniper_river @spindlypete Oh hell yes, this is a good idea

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@ilikemints HOW has it been eight years. HOW.

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

My neighborhood Reddit sometimes has posts from people who have social anxiety and want to try some new place so they ask for step-by-step instructions for how to interact with the space, and commenters show up in droves to help them create a plan to go get a tea or croissant.

[ali @probablyalissa]

am i having a stroke?

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@Cooperstreaming I’m sincerely sorry that that’s the position that they chose, through their actions, to put you in.