ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ

𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺! 𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩, 𝘵𝘢𝘹𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥...𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

[ ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴍᴏʀɢᴀɴ 'ꜱᴀᴜʟ ɢᴏᴏᴅᴍᴀɴ' ᴍᴄɢɪʟʟ ]

⚖️ #BrBaRP, #BCSRP

⚖️ Bi/Demi; ships with chem.

⚖️ Canon/Original Portrayal

⚖️ Banter/Descriptive SLs

⚖️ OC/Crossover Friendly

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Big sip of both.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Okay, I can tell you're a smart man, Lalo. Really and for true!

Maybe I do hide things? But never from you! C'mon, what would I even have to hide from you? Like I'd have any information you don't already have!

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Getting the vibe I need some Lalo protection sooner rather than later.

...Where the hell is Mike?

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

I'm not suspicious! I'm the exact opposite! I'll tell you what's on my mind constantly, I mean, look at me, I never shut up!

What's so suspicious about that?!

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Hey, what's not to love about running?

It not like I'm running from anything. Or anyone. Ha. Hahaha.

Hah.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Thursday.

First Appearance day in court.

AKA the weekly 'get your neck verbally wrung by the Judge' day.

Let's get this bread.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Got reprimanded by a judge in front of all my peers today.

So of course I'm wearing my rainbow suit tomorrow.

Typical Thursday.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

If I pre-put my legs in casts, do you think that'll keep Mike from breaking them?

I mean who's crazy enough to break someone's legs if they think they're already broken, right? It's genius!

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Hey, you know I'd never do anything like that! We're friends, Mike. Thick as thieves!

...Bad, uh, choice of words but hey, close enough, am I right?

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

This feels vaguely threatening. 👀

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Not complain! Advocate! It's what I do!

...But, uh. What exactly are you even asking me to do, here? Stand around and look pretty? Because — hah!— big check mark there.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

I wonder if I can get Lalo to protect me from Walter?

Feels like setting off a nuclear bomb to keep a dog from biting you, though.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Hey, c'mon, now!

Is this how you chat with your best Lawyer who's pulled your bacon out of the fire on multiple occasions?

We're all friends here!

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Anyone need a 'Criminal' Lawyer?

My doors are always open!

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Goddamnit, Chuck.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Who's coming with me to the good ol' House of Waffle?

Plenty of clients to snatch up.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

Besties never kill besties, right?

...right?

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

"Excellent! I knew I meat something to you!"

"And, if I may, allow me to regard ourselves as not only good, good friends, but as—"

A finger held up as he pauses for the overly dramatic effect.

"Best. Friends."

[ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ @Inconsaulable]

"Hey, that's great!"

"Missing me means you'd always be miserable if I wasn't around, right?"

"Which means I should stay alive as long as possible and you should help me out with that endeavour!"

"I mean, uh...I miss you too?"