Inconsistent Apocalypse

Poet who knows it,
Profile by Chinyo

[Inconsistent Apocalypse @InconsistentAp2]

Warm, fuzzy feeling,
Butterflies in my stomach,
Heart palpitations.

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Beautiful colors,
Peering through my bedroom blinds,
Perverted parrots.

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Precision needed,
All failures, catastrophic,
Fuck rotary phones.

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Scintillating stars,
Awash in a blacklit sky,
You got knocked out, dude.

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There's no need to apologise,
For questions asked, curious eyes,
Science advances at a furious pace,
So ask away to win the race.

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Science works in leaps and bounds,
In leaping bounds, you see,
In bounding leaps, science moves,
To keep you covid-free,

From Pasteur's spoiled wine,
And the knob of miss Curie,
This little swab inside your butt,
Helps keep us covid-free!

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For public safety,
Covid anal swab drive thru,
The future of health.

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Despite early signs,
You did not heed the warnings,
Hey, Merry Crisis.

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No new haiku today; simply a PSA more people should be following that *will* save lives.

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#isolationhaiku

A COVID-19,
Public service announcement:
Stay home, masturbate.

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My special surprise,
A gift to the one I love,
My Dixon Cider.

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Unexpected twist,
I've fallen head over heels,
Landed on my feet.

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Bills not for paying,
A corkscrew but not for wine,
Thinking about ducks.

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Galaxies floating,
In the infinite cosmos,
And you're here. With me.

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Going mad slightly,
Can't sleep, counting sheep nightly,
Swing at my head. Hard.

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The sweaty night times,
Panting, naked in my bed,
I don't own A/C.

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"Wow, so much corn starch,
Are you a baker per chance",
"No, I like jogging".

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The lightning, mingling,
With the earthen fire and clay,
Zeus, stop that right now.

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June's poem is in
https://t.co/eSXm04RI2x

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https://t.co/wDTYJfYFVJ

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Convoluted haiku bot in development created this:

blue's clues mom drinks too,
haiku even if you lack,
a high curvature.

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The current climate isn't ideal for my creativity, so posting may be a little *inconsistent*.
Here's something I worked on for a while.
https://t.co/JVkDfKBkFa