Incorrect Afili Aşk

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[Incorrect Afili Aşk @IncorrectAfili]

speaker: welcome to the “fuck ayşe özkayalı” club, where we discuss all the reasons why she is a terrible person

speaker: before we start, does our newest member want to say anything?

kerem, sweating: i, um, may have misunderstood the purpose of this club

#ayker • #afiliaşk

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ayşe: if kerem were to die, i’d simply not let him. what is he going to do? die? i already said i won't let him.

therapist: that’s not really the point-

ayşe, sweetly: next question please.

#ayker • #afiliaşk

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[texting]

ceyda: why do you never text me back?

kerem, typing: i don’t have a phone

#afiliaşk

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kerem: weird. all my shirts are disappearing

ayşe, wearing one of kerem’s shirts and his hoodie: weird, indeed

#ayker • #afiliaşk

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ayşe: you’re my brightest star

kerem: you’re my whole world!

ayşe: that’s funny because you’re my whole UNIVERSE!

kerem: well you’re my WHOLE EVERYTHING!!

volkan, visibly distressed: please stop fighting??

#ayker • #afiliaşk

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kerem: why do you like to wear my hoodies?

ayşe: because they have long sleeves on me so i can just- [smacks kerem with the sleeve]

#ayker • #afiliaşk

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kerem, walking into the house: ayşe what are you doing

ayşe, sitting on a table: i don't know if this comes as a surprise to you but i live here too and i can sit wherever i want

kerem: where's the spider

ayşe: under the fucking table

#ayker • #afiliaşk

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judge: mister ertuğrul, it says here you’re charged with... breaking into a pet store?

çağlar, lips directly on the mic: i thought the puppies might be lonely, your honour

@CaglarErtugrul • #afiliaşk

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ayşe: can i be frank with you guys?

kerem: i don’t see how changing your name is gonna help

volkan: can i still be volkan?

feza: shush, let frank speak omg

#afiliaşk

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çağlar: we just ate, why are you making pancakes?

burcu: they’re for the cats

çağlar: why are you making pancakes for the cats?

burcu: they don't know how

çağlar, instantly convinced: let me help you with that

#çağbur • #afiliaşk

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ayşe: you’re the most annoying person in the whole planet!

kerem: that’s just silly. have you met everyone on the planet?

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ayşe: describe yourself in one word

kerem: yours

ayşe, in tears: disgusting

ayşe: say it again

#ayker • #afiliaşk

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volkan: i can’t believe you and kerem broke the bed

gonca: you must have gotten a bit too wild last night

ayşe: haha yeah

[night before]

kerem: look how high I can jump! [BIG CRASHING SOUND] whoops

#ayker • #afiliaşk

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ayşe: [insults kerem]

somone else: [also insults kerem]

ayşe:

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gonca: i dare you to tell me a secret

ayşe: [sighs] fine! i have a crush on kerem

gonca: no, i said a “secret”

kerem, popping from under the table: yeah, i mean, c’mon

#ayker • #afiliaşk

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volkan: i’m gonna cook tonight

kerem: is that a threat?

#volker • #afiliaşk

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[break on set]

çağlar: finally some good fucking food

burcu: YOU ARE BITING MY HEAD!!!

çağlar: what are friends for?

burcu, running away: NOT THIS

#çağbur • #afiliaşk

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@those0cean3yes Hi! 😍

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kerem: [hears a loud bang]

kerem: [picks up ayşe]

kerem, to volkan: PICK UP THE TINY ONES FIRST, THEIR LITTLE LEGS ARE USELESS

#ayker • #afiliaşk

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ayşe: have you ever been handcuffed before?

kerem: of course i have!

ayşe: sexually or by law enforcement?

kerem: yes

#ayker • #afiliaşk