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Fuck it.
Quote hour is every hour.
Go crazy.

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Chica: I like your top

Foxy: than-

Bonnie: I have a name you know

Freddy: *spits out water*

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Foxy: I won’t take a bullet for someone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, then you have time to move

Golden Freddy: y’know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless

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Chica: foxy please let us in, we wanna talk

Foxy, from the other side of the door: how many of you are there?

Bonnie: three. Me, Chica and Freddy

Foxy: then talk to each other

[Nightmare @idontlikeptrap]

@IncorrectEthGo1 Goldie: Has anyone seen Puppet?

Chica: Yeah. He's outside in the dirt.

Goldie: WHAT? WHY!

Chica: THAT'S what I do to animatronics who step my pizza!

Goldie: ...Wait how did you even bury him without him flipping out on you?

Chica: *smiles slyly* I have my ways...

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Send me quotes you cowards.

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Eth [watching Bonnie tape a knife to a roomba]: Um... what are you doing?

Bonnie [locking it in Foxy's room]: terrorism

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Button: you will be super attractive but no condoms

Freddy: *laughs in gay*

Chica: *muffled asexual snickering*

Foxy: *conflicted pansexual noises*

Springtrap: *moderately panicked bisexual noises*

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N. Freddy: (scrolling through the Nightmare group chat) Plushtrap, can we talk about the text that you just sent to everyone?

Plushtrap: It was a critical update.

N. Chica: It just says “I’m back on my bullshit.”

Plushtrap: The people need to know.

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Nightmare: THAT’S IT, YOU’RE IN TIME OUT. GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE

Plushtrap, climbing on top of the fridge: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗘!

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Candy: What’s your favorite color?

T.Freddy: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Candy: Alright, How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

T.Freddy:

T.Freddy: ...My favorite color is orange...

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Cindy: Don’t say a word.

Candy: Fergalicious

Cindy: Candy! I said no words!

Candy: Oh I see how it works. Two weeks ago we're playing Scrabble, its not a word. Now, its a word because its convenient for you.

Cindy:

Candy:

Cindy: This is why mom should have used protection.

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JANICE: I’m not going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake ID.

Eth: (incoherent mumbling)

JANICE: What was that?

Eth: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at petco.

JANICE:

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Foxy: what if everything you see right now is a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen? Is that also the reason why when you stop breathing you black out?

Bonnie: Foxy, I love you but please, it’s 3 in the morning, please stop making me question existence

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Foxy: I’m the kind of guy to call the cops on my own party because I’m bored

Freddy, cleaning up last nights party: that was you??

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Foxy: *tries to say ‘are you fucking serious’ and ‘are you kidding me’ at the same time*

Foxy: ARE YOU FUCKING ME-

Bonnie: not currently, but it could be arranged~

Foxy, blushing furiously: *muffled, embarrassed screaming*

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Puppet: so say you murder someone and went to prison, but if you stuck a knife up your ass, you could get away and be free. Would you do it?

Golden Freddy: how long is the sentence?

Puppet: life

Springtrap: how long is the knife?

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Bonnie: *boops foxys nose*

Foxy: *bleps*

Bonnie: :O

Foxy: no-

Bonnie: :D

Foxy: NO-

Bonnie: *boopboopboop*

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Springtrap: all odd numbers have an ‘e’ in them

GoldenFreddy: Springtrap it’s 3am

Springtrap: t-h-r-E-E

GoldenFreddy: GO TO SLEEP

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Foxy: Springtrap gave me a get better soon card

Bonnie: that’s nice of him

Foxy: I wasn’t sick, he just thought I could do better