incorrect fear street

fear street (2021) dir. leigh janiak | @cindysalice

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deena: i prevented a murder today.

sam: really? how’d you do that?

deena: self control.

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i need to stop forgetting to tweet on here my bad besties

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nurse lane: you’ve come a long way from the naïve young woman i met a few years ago. you’ve become distrustful and suspicious. it suits you.

ziggy: thanks, i had a good teacher.

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cindy: i have edge.

tommy: you really don’t. you are literally the most wide-eyed person i’ve ever seen. you have the face of a cartoon lamb.

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simon: i can’t go. stress is bad for the baby.

kate: what baby?

simon: me.

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cindy: santa is kind of an asshole. he works one day a year and then spends the rest of it judging you.

ziggy: i think the two of you would get along quite well.

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alice: i hope i get run over.

cindy: aw, come on. it’s christmas! get in the spirit!

alice: fine. i hope i get run over by a reindeer.

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sam: top reasons to get married?

deena: firmly saying “that’s my wife!” and knocking someone out in one punch.

deena: and love, i guess.

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deena: if one more person says i’m too dramatic, i’m going to light myself on fire.

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cindy: were you dropped on your head too much as a child or what?

alice: jokes on you, i wasn’t even held as a child.

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cindy: oh, so suddenly you don't have a death wish?

alice: cindy, i've never had a death wish. it's just that i don't believe that i personally even can die.

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deena: how is your mood right now?

sam: what did you do?

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@tinytinyb4by !!

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alice: whoops!

cindy: whoops? whoops?!

cindy: this is not a "whoops" situation. we are far past whoops. whoops is a distant speck in the rear view mirror. we are solidly in "oh fuck" territory, and i expect you to act like it!

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alice: i’ve got a problem. or rather, we’ve got a problem, snitch.

cindy: oh, no.

alice: you see, i’m not sick of you. at all. i’m actually pretty in love with you, it turns out.

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cindy: what’s wrong with you?

ziggy: off the top of my head, i’d say low self-esteem, a lack of parental affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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josh: why are you like this?

kate: i could either show you my birth chart or tell you about my trauma, up to you.

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@imdeenajohnson get a room 🙄

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@imdeenajohnson i did 😎

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the johnsons are fighting y’all

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ziggy: alice, you're under arrest.

alice: why?

ziggy: for stealing cindy’s heart.

cindy: did you just hit on alice.. for me?

ziggy: I'M TIRED OF WAITING, CINDY.