Ash: So, I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer!
Ash: [reciting from the card] Roses are red. Violets are blue. It's time for your dental cleaning. And maybe a check-up too.
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Happy 38th Birthday Matthew 🥳🥳🥳 You're such an inspiration to me every day. You put so much good back into the world and I hope the world is treating you kindly back today. We miss you but we hope you're enjoying your first birthday retired! @MatPatGT#GTLive 💖🎉💖🎉💖🎉💖🎉
[Knocking at the door]
Matthew: Who is it?
Ash: It's us, we just wanna talk.
Matthew: How many of you are there?
Sam: Two.
Matthew: Then talk to each other.
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Matthew, to Jason & Chris: I honestly can’t even tell the two of you apart half the time.
Matthew: I don’t go by height or hair colour, l go by the amount of terrible ideas.
Matthew: Which makes you both identical.
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Matthew: I know we have this unspoken rivalry-
Jason: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.
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Ash: So when that girl on TikTok digs a tunnel, she goes viral.
Ash: But I dig one moat around my house and everyone’s all “you’re being unreasonable” and “where did you get the alligators?”
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Jason: I'm a god.
Matthew: You yelled "Shut up" at a thunderstorm and it just happened to calm down. It was a coincidence. You have no power.
Chris: Shut up. He's a god.
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Happy birthday Matthew @MatPatGT 🎉💕🎉💕 You're an inspiration to me and make my life better just by being in it with the theory channels and #GTLive. So grateful to be birthday twins with someone as awesome as you 🥺🥰💖💖💖 Have an amazing day!!