levi: four eyes, how do you spell your surname?
hange: zoë, z-o-ë
levi: you have a weird surname
hange: hey don't be rude!
levi: tch. all i'm saying is you should change it to ackerman
hange, blushing: oh–
idk what to do with this account anymore esp now that the series has come to an end. but thank you for the support. this was the first time i ran an account like this. i had fun :)
levi, at 3am: i think i'll be able to fall asleep now
hange: okay good night! sleep tight. don't let the bug bites. tonight, imma fight till we see the sunlight. tik tok on the clock, but the party don't stop now–
levi: please stop
#levihan
hange, setting down a card: ace of spades
mike, pulling out an uno card: +4
nanaba, pulling out a pokémon card: jolteon, i choose you
levi, trembling: what the fuck are we playing?
#levihan#incorrectlevihan
levi: we left sasha, connie and jean alone for two hours and they dumped three pounds of sugar into the dryer trying to make cotton candy
hange: well did it work?
#levihan
hange: what did you say about my baking skills?
levi: that they're non-existent
hange, sulking: i didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you are being right now!
levi: and i didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies so i guess we're all learning
#levihan
hange, introducing themself to onyankopon for the first time: i'm hange zoë and i'm a very creative person
onyankopon, amused: what do you create?
levi: chaos
#incorrectlh
levi and hange, walking in the rain:
hange: i feel like that guy in that movie
levi: ...four eyes, please don’t
hange, hangs on a street lantern and falls off:
hange: anyway, this never happened
#levihan
hange: i would absolutely do anything for you. you want the stars? i'll do whatever i can to grab them out of the sky
levi: i want you to take a bath regularly and practice proper hygiene
hange: absolutely not
#levihan
hange: hey, do you have a bag i can borrow?
levi: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes and they are designed to carry the burden of my existence
hange: you could've just said no
#levihan
levi: hange and i agreed to never go to bed angry at each other
levi: we’ve been awake since tuesday
mikasa: but it's already friday–
hange: WELL IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG–
#levihan
hange: levi, i need your help
levi: i'm not giving you a lap dance again
jean: lap dance?!
armin: AGAIN?!
onyankopon: you guys, the kids do not need to hear those!
#levihan