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Very truthful quotes Regina Mills has said

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Emma: [kisses Regina]
Regina: What is this?
Emma: Affection.
Regina: Disgusting.
Regina:
Regina: Do it again.

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Regina: The Dead Sea is the saltiest thing on earth.

Regina: [looks at Zelena] next to your witch ass.

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Emma: hey do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Regina: what is wrong with you? You’re a hazard to yourself.

Zelena: and a coward, do twenty.

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Kidnapper: we have your girlfriend.

Regina: I don’t have a girlfriend.

Kidnapper: then who’s the blonde asking for hot cocoa with the Harry Potter series?

Regina: oh my god you have Emma!

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Regina: Emma, we are going to be late! We need to go! Come out!

Emma: [from upstairs] I'm gay!

Regina: Not what I meant, but I love you!

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Emma: So... how about we have sex again?

Regina: Bite me.

Emma: [rolls her eyes] Jesus never mind then you don’t have to be—

Regina: No, I mean it [unzips her dress] come bite me, Miss Swan.

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Snow: If charming and I were drowning, who would you save?

Regina: You idiots can’t even swim?

David: its a hypothetical question. Who would you save?

Regina: My time and effort

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Emma: [Plops down on the couch with a dramatic sigh] life is meaningless

Regina: well, I knew that. Care to elaborate?

Emma: I just ate the last bearclaw

Regina: [rolls eyes] of course that’s why you’re having a meltdown.

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Killian: Lets play a game.

Regina: Sure, I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Killian: is it me?

Regina: It is always you, pirate.

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Emma: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff

Snow: I’ve witnessed a lot of the dumb stuff

Henry: I’ve recorded a lot of the dumb stuff

David: I’ve joined in on a lot of the of the dumb stuff

Regina: I’ve tried to stop the insufferable idiot from doing ALL THE DUMB STUFF

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Snow: I’m sensing a lot of judgment.

Regina: I haven’t said anything judgmental.

Snow: your face and posture say it all.

Regina: betrayed by my amazing body and perfect face once again.

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Zelena: you need a hobby Regina.

Regina: I do have a hobby.

Zelena: making literal heart eyes at Emma from a distance is not a hobby, Regina.

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Regina: Emma doesn't have a crush on me that's ridiculous

Zelena: yes, she does

Snow: yes, she does

David: yes, she does

Henry: yes, she does

baby Neal: goo goo gaga

Emma: yes, I do

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Ruby: What's your type?

Emma: olive skin, dark hair, red-

Ruby: Regina?

Emma: Yeah. . .

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Emma: did you have dinner?

Regina: I had a salad

Regina: it was actually a fruit salad.

Regina: well, it’s mostly grapes.

Regina: okay, it’s all grapes.

Regina: fermented grapes.

Regina:

Emma:

Regina: it’s wine.

Regina: I had wine for dinner.

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Regina: shut up

Hook: I didn’t say any—

Regina: you were thinking, it’s annoying.

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Regina: Do you still like me?

Emma: Regina why do you keep asking me that? We’ve been married for seven years, probably more if we’ve been cursed and forgot. Anyways of course I like you.

Regina: just double checking, making sure

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Snow: I need to say something and I don’t want any criticism or judgement whatsoever.

Regina: and you came to me?

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Regina: if you have four bear claws and I take two, how many bear claws do you have left?

Emma: zero

Regina: Emma, I call you an idiot but I didn’t actually think —

Emma: I will give them all to you cause I love you

Regina, teary eyes: I hate you, get out of my room

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Emma: 3 2 1 HAPPY NEW YEARS!

[kisses Regina]

Zelena: it’s not even New Years! you don’t have to kiss Regina every time the microwave stops

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@jacquelinew78 The trash took itself out 👏🏻

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Y’all is this girl okay? She’s going hard to the anti-Regina, anti-Lena tweets I gotta laugh. Sweetie who hurt you? Go outside, enjoy some air, drink some water. You need a time-out from the internet. Regina Mills and Lena Luthor say hi from their place on their wives’ laps.