Incorrect Monster Hunter Quotes

Totally real quotes from the Monster Hunter monsters you hunt! DMs open for suggestions! Run (and occasionally forgotten about) by @CrownGamer901

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Because why not

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Nerscylla, trying to ask Rakna-Kadaki out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Lala Barina: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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(No I will not take your 50% off deal for Premium, I'm very happy with how this account is right now)

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Velkhana: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Namielle: Wednesay
Velkhana: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Zinogre: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Nergigante: You mean literally or figuratively?
Zinogre: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Zinogre: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Zinogre: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Seregios: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Rathalos: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Rathalos: *punches wall*
Rathalos:
Rathalos: Take me to the hospital.

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@ParentalThumb (I love it)

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(This is not a joke btw, I have nothing planned 😭)

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(I can’t promise anything because my life has been MADDENING but would you guys be upset if there was no April Fool's "account becomes another franchise" gimmick this year?)

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(I can’t promise anything because my life has been MADDENING but would you guys be upset if there was no April Fool's "account becomes another franchise" gimmick this year?)

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Rey Dau: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Arkveld: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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@BannedDino (Yep!)

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Rey Dau: *Screams*
Nergigante: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Somnacanth: Should we do something?!
Spider-Man, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

[TerryZ @TZillasaur2]

@IncorrectMonHun Rey Dau, Nergigante, Somnacanth and Spider-Man

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Oltura, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Makili Pietru.
Makili Pietru: How did you do that without turning around?
Oltura: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

[Mordred || Rookie Stremmer @Mordramon]

@IncorrectMonHun Oltura & Makili Pietru 👍

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@Argent_Shantien (I don't think I have Kogath's permission to use him)

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(Give me up to 6 Monster Hunter monsters OR characters (including OCs) to use in incorrect quotes)

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(Oomf I'm so sorry, this is what it generated 😭)

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Micah: You know how I roll.
Micah: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

[ΘΔ micah voorhees 🇦🇺🐴 #aussietwt @galloperskeep]

@IncorrectMonHun Micah cameo