*wsw comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in their bedroom.*
cc: baobei, are you.. coming to bed?
wsw: no thank you, i’m sure you’re lovely but I have a laogong.
wsw: *lies on the ground and falls asleep*
cc: ...
gcy: why do you look like that?
wsw, laying face-first on the floor: like what?
gcy: like you’re dead.
cc: it’s because i’m dying. leave me here to perish.
jxs: wei accidentally called cheng “babe” in front of everyone today.
wsw: *sobs into the floor*
cc: 😏
wsw: please, shifu, after everything we’ve been through together. you can’t do this
jxs: i’m sorry da wei
wsw: i’m begging you. don’t do it.
jxs: it has to be done.
wsw:
jxs:
wsw:
jxs: *places +4* uno.
wsw: TRAITOR
gcy: i want to be with you for the rest of my life.
jxs: damn that sounds like a marriage proposal.
gcy, getting down on one knee: that's because it is.
wsw: i think you and chi cheng should try kissing so everyone is happy
jxs: and i think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
gcy: i second the motion