Kongpob: What would you say if I came back one day with six kittens?
Arthit:
Arthit: What's in the box?
Kongpob:
Arthit: Kong, what's in the box?
Box: [meows]
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Knot: Explain again?
Arthit: I said "I love you"
Kong: And I said "I love you more"
Arthit: Then I said "That's not true!"
Kong: So we need a referee
Arthit: Which one of us loves the other more?
Knot: I can't believe I left lunch early for this
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[after a fight]
Kongpob: ...so that's why. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
Arthit: I really wish you would open up for me without me asking.
Kongpob: I understand.
Kongpob: [begins unbuttoning pants]
Arthit: ...Kong?
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Br!ght: I wrote a romantic poem. Do you think she'll like it?
Tutah, reading the poem: Hella cute,
Tutah: Hella fine,
Tutah: be my hella Valentine.
Knot: It's beautiful. How are you still single?
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Kongpob: What would you say if I came back one day with six kittens?
Arthit:
Arthit: What's in the box?
Kongpob:
Arthit: Kong, what's in the box?
Box: [meows]
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Kongpob: Did it hurt?
Arthit, sighing: When I fell from heav—
Kongpob: When you fell from the vending machine.
Arthit:
Kongpob:
Arthit:
Kongpob: ‘cause you’re a snack.
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Kongpob: *gets a tattoo of a conch shell on his inner thigh*
Kongpob: P’Arthit, can you hear the ocean?
Arthit: No, but I can smell the fish
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Arthit: You’re being ridiculous. Kongpob does not have a crush on me
Knot: Yes, he does.
Br!ght: Yes, he does.
Tutah: Yes, he does.
Prem: Yes, he does.
Kong: Yes, I do.
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M: So what’s ‘roasting’?
Oak: It’s like, ridiculing or trash-talking someone
M: Oh, I get it!
Oak: Great, try it out!
M: Nobody finds you physically or personably attractive
Oak:
Oak:
Oak: O-okay, yeah...that’s the spirit...
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Br!ght: Is that a hickey?
Arthit:
Arthit: No it’s a mosquito bite
Br!ght: That’s a very large mosquito bite
Arthit: It was a very large mosquito
[Kong enters room]
Br!ght: Hello, very large mosquito
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[After an argument]
Arthit: In light of everything that’s happened, I will allow you to hug me for 7-8 seconds
Kong: [delighted] 78 seconds?!
Arthit: No, wait—
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Prae: I’ve never seen two pretty best friends.
May:....are you saying I’m ugly?
Prae: No—fuck. I meant we should date.
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Arthit: What’s our neighbour’s name again?
Kong: Their cat’s name is Tickles.
Arthit: That’s not what I asked.
Kong: That’s what I know.
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Kong: My back is really sore.
M: How come? Sleep at a strange angle?
Kong:
M: What?
Kong, to Tew: Someone’s gotta tell him about the birds and the bees...
Tew: Yes, they’re disappearing at an alarming rate.
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