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[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Seishirou: I’ve been described as a “heartless villain” and “sadistic bitch”
Seishirou: But I prefer “has alternative ways of having fun”

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Seishirou: I know I’m the problem here, but I've made the decision to inflict me on everyone else.

[psiten 🧭 @ putting out fires with gasoline @psitext]

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[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Seishirou: you’re cute when you’re angry
Subaru: well I’m about to get real fucking adorable

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Seishirou: I’m going to torture you now
Subaru: oh, kinky!
Seishirou: I think you’re amazing
Subaru: ...wait, what?
Seishirou: you’re intelligent and kind
Subaru: stop stop stop—
Seishirou: your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard
Subaru: I NEED A SAFEWORD

[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Nokoru: so, you’re basically the therapist for Kamui, wielder of the divine sword, savior of all humanity now?
Subaru: seems that way, yeah
Nokoru: and who’s your therapist then?
Subaru:
Subaru: sometimes I talk to mirrors

[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Subaru: what are you writing?
Seishirou: I’m responding to a government request to detail the means and methodology of my work so they can better assess my job performance
Subaru:
Subaru: this just says ‘fuck around and find out’

[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Seishirou: [gropes]
Subaru: why
Seishirou: you wear pleather leggings and skinny jeans
Subaru: that doesn’t answer my question
Seishirou: it absolutely does

[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Kamui: I’m moving into the dorms at CLAMP school, do you have any bags I can borrow?
Subaru: the only bags I have are under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Hokuto: Do you take constructive criticism?
Seishirou: I only take anonymous bank transfers.

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Kakyou: My kink is when people care about my thoughts and feelings and treat me like I am intrinsically valuable as a human being
Subaru: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.

[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Seishirou: if I was a gardener, I’d put our tulips together
Subaru, blushing furiously: Seishirou-san!
Fuuma: if I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe
Kamui: [hissing]

[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Seishirou: Do you believe in ghosts?
Subaru: I do.
Subaru: But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves.

[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Seishirou: I’m the sakurazukamori
Hokuto: [in her head] Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Subaru: I’ve always been in love with you, I would do anything for you
Seishirou: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Subaru: absolutely not

[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Subaru: I swear on my life-
Hokuto: no
Hokuto: you’re fucking suicidal, swear on something else
Subaru:

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Subaru: *phone starts ringing*
Kamui, looking to see who’s calling: Lmao, you still call your dad “daddy”?
Subaru, answering the phone and making direct eye contact with Kamui: Hello Seishirou-san.
Kamui: *chokes on drink*

[incorrect_tbx @IncorrectTbx]

Subaru: I want the sakurazukamori to take me out
Kamui: Like on a date or with a gun?
Subaru: Surprise me

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Seishirou: My moral alignment is chaotic lawful
Kamui: What does that even mean?!
Subaru: He adheres to a strict code of ethics, but no one can figure out what it is

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Seishirou: Subaru and I have agreed to never go to bed angry with each other
Subaru: I’ve been awake since Friday