Little Ban Yue: General Hua, can you check for monsters under my bed?
Xie Lian: the monsters don't live under our beds, sweetie, they live inside us
Little Ban Yue:
Xie Lian: good night
Hua Cheng: *staring out the window looking pensive*
Xie Lian: he's so handsome, so thoughtful... I wonder what he's thinking about
Hua Cheng, internally: wed-nes-day... whensday? wendesday?
Hua Cheng: the other day someone asked me who I thought was the most beautiful person. Do you know who I said?
Xie Lian, blushing: who?
Qi Rong: *shows from behind a tree*
Hua Cheng: Qi Rong?
Xie Lian: QI RONG???!
@RedLikeRozes23 I've just finished reading it and would like to thank you for bringing it to my attention. I didn't realize a lot of things before, but I understand it better now, so I'll try to be more careful with future jokes 😊
Spiritual Array: [say password]
Quan Yizhen: password
Spiritual Array: [password is incorrect]
Quan Yizhen: incorrect
Spiritual Array: [try again]
Quan Yizhen: again
Hua Cheng: I need you to kill this heaven official, but make it look like an accident
He Xuan: say no more
[later]
Pei Ming: looks like the killer beat him to death with their bare hands and then placed a banana peel by his feet
Ming Yi: this fortune cookie says, “The love of your life is right in front of your eyes.”
Shi Qingxuan: [looks up hopefully]
Ming Yi: guess what’s right in front of my eyes?
Shi Qingxuan: me?
Ming Yi: this pudding~
Mu Qing: [to the Three Tumors] congratulations, you just won gold, silver and bronze in the Morons' Olympics
Ling Wen:
Shi Wudu:
Pei Ming:
Pei Ming: ...who won the gold?
Hua Cheng: give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day
Hua Cheng: set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
Yin Yu:
Yin Yu: I don’t think that’s how it goes
Xie Lian: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality and order, the green use instinct and independence, and the red value chaos and impulse
Hua Cheng: [frantically flipping the UNO instruction booklet]
Mu Qing: I don't think Mei Nianqing is very happy with you
Xie Lian: why do you say that?
Mu Qing, reading the message: "Your Highness, I hope this message finds you before I do."
Xie Lian: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait
Shi Qingxuan: you and me!!!
Xie Lian, tearing up: okay
Xie Lian: hey, why are you crying? Is everything okay?
Feng Xin: I took one of those "which TGCF character are you" quizzes
Xie Lian: aaand, who did you get?
Feng Xin, sobbing: Mu Qing
Lan QianQiu: It has been such a pleasure to meet such positive homosexual role models such as yourselves
Feng Xin: I’m not homosexual!
Mu Qing: and I’m not positive.