Incorrect TGCF

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Shi Qingxuan: hey, I got us friendship bracelets!

Ming Yi: okay, put it on me

Shi Qingxuan: *handcuffs them together*

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Little Ban Yue: General Hua, can you check for monsters under my bed?

Xie Lian: the monsters don't live under our beds, sweetie, they live inside us

Little Ban Yue:

Xie Lian: good night

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Hua Cheng: *staring out the window looking pensive*

Xie Lian: he's so handsome, so thoughtful... I wonder what he's thinking about

Hua Cheng, internally: wed-nes-day... whensday? wendesday?

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Ban Yue: in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Pei Ming: wasn’t Pei Su with you?

Pei Su: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised

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Hua Cheng: the other day someone asked me who I thought was the most beautiful person. Do you know who I said?

Xie Lian, blushing: who?

Qi Rong: *shows from behind a tree*

Hua Cheng: Qi Rong?

Xie Lian: QI RONG???!

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@RedLikeRozes23 I've just finished reading it and would like to thank you for bringing it to my attention. I didn't realize a lot of things before, but I understand it better now, so I'll try to be more careful with future jokes 😊

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Spiritual Array: [say password]

Quan Yizhen: password

Spiritual Array: [password is incorrect]

Quan Yizhen: incorrect

Spiritual Array: [try again]

Quan Yizhen: again

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Bai Wuxiang: I never considered you a rival

Xie Lian: I never considered you at all

Bai Wuxiang: now that's just harmful

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@Nienna_Tinuviel Adelante jajsjaja

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Hua Cheng: I need you to kill this heaven official, but make it look like an accident

He Xuan: say no more

[later]

Pei Ming: looks like the killer beat him to death with their bare hands and then placed a banana peel by his feet

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Ming Yi: this fortune cookie says, “The love of your life is right in front of your eyes.”

Shi Qingxuan: [looks up hopefully]

Ming Yi: guess what’s right in front of my eyes?

Shi Qingxuan: me?

Ming Yi: this pudding~

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Mu Qing: [to the Three Tumors] congratulations, you just won gold, silver and bronze in the Morons' Olympics

Ling Wen:

Shi Wudu:

Pei Ming:

Pei Ming: ...who won the gold?

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Hua Cheng: give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day

Hua Cheng: set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life

Yin Yu:

Yin Yu: I don’t think that’s how it goes

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Xie Lian: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality and order, the green use instinct and independence, and the red value chaos and impulse

Hua Cheng: [frantically flipping the UNO instruction booklet]

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Guzi: why does she wear makeup?

Xie Lian: to look pretty

Gu zi: but she’s already pretty

Jian Lan: aww

Guzi: dad, you should wear makeup

Qi Rong:

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Mu Qing: I don't think Mei Nianqing is very happy with you

Xie Lian: why do you say that?

Mu Qing, reading the message: "Your Highness, I hope this message finds you before I do."

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Xie Lian: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait

Shi Qingxuan: you and me!!!

Xie Lian, tearing up: okay

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Xie Lian: hey, why are you crying? Is everything okay?

Feng Xin: I took one of those "which TGCF character are you" quizzes

Xie Lian: aaand, who did you get?

Feng Xin, sobbing: Mu Qing

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Lan QianQiu: It has been such a pleasure to meet such positive homosexual role models such as yourselves

Feng Xin: I’m not homosexual!

Mu Qing: and I’m not positive.