Willow: Why does everyone keep telling me Luz has a crush on me?
Gus: Because she does.
Eda: Because she does.
King: Because she does.
Hooty: Because she does.
Lilith: Because she does.
Luz: Because I do.
#IncorrectWilluz#Willuz
C.W: NSFW - ish
Willow: When you promised “magic in bed,” this wasn’t what I had in mind, Luz…
Luz: Oh yeah, well, is this your card?
Willow, awestruck, softly: Cursed Titan.
#Willuz#IncorrectWilluz
Willow: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Luz: It's Luz.
Willow: What did she do this time?
Luz: No, it's me, Willow. It's actually me.
Willow: What did you do this time?
#IncorrectWilluz#Willuz
Beta Luz: What? I'm not aggressive!
Beta Willow: Last Tuesday, you whacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Beta Luz: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
#IncorrectWilluz#BetaWilluz#Willuz
Willow: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Luz: Even better!
Willow: What the heck did you-
Luz: *Holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Beta Willow: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Beta Luz: Forty exclamation marks in a row, and it's pronounced like a person screaming.
#IncorrectWilluz#BetaWilluz#Willuz
Willow: Damn, the power went out.
Luz: Don’t worry, I got this.
Luz: *Shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Willow: What-?
Luz: I swallowed a glow stick!
Willow, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
#IncorrectWilluz#Willuz
Luz: *Makes Willow a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Willow: *Sips tea*
Luz:
Willow: *Finishes tea*
Luz: Didn't it taste bad?
Willow: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it.
Luz, tearing up: Oh, okay.
#IncorrectWilluz#Willuz