incorrect wings of fire

definitely accurate quotes from our favourite wings of fire dragons. occasional swearing or nsfw jokes. semi-inactive. //quotes are not mine//

[incorrect wings of fire @incorrectWoF]

Moon: what are some things that say a lot about a dragon?

Kinkajou: their favourite colour

Turtle: the lyrics they write on scraps of scroll

Qibli: which murder weapon they prefer

Umber: how they make their tea

Moon: okay cool

Moon:

Moon: wait what-

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Peril: okay, truth or dare?

Turtle: truth

Peril: i dare you to tell the truth

Winter:

Qibli: wait, how did you cheat-

Peril: make an insight check and find out, nerds!

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Swordtail: i know what genealogy is. it’s when you rub a lamp and get three wishes

Sundew: i’ve met bread smarter than you

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Qibli: why is no one listening to me!?

Sundew: because we all know you never know what you’re talking about

Qibli: I’M NOT STUPID!

Sundew: oh look, now the stupid is talking

Qibli: I’M SERIOUS!

Sundew: oh, you’re being serious. that’s just sad

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Coral: it’s been so long since I saw you! how’s school?

Turtle: none of the things that once excited me make me happy anymore, i’m living off caffeine and anxiety, i’m paralysed by my future, my diet is trash and my body is slowly rotting but otherwise i’m good, how bout you?

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Queen Coral: ok i’m trying to learn all your names…so which son were you again?

Coral’s Son: i’m son number 32

Queen Coral: all right, so what’s your name?

Coral’s Son: 32…you and dad ran out of ideas when it came to me

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[incorrect wings of fire @incorrectWoF]

Blue: we have to obey what the HiveWings tell us to do!

Luna: you know what you’re right!

Blue: wait… what?

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Winter: i think this is going to be terrible for my public image

Qibli: you have a public image?

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Winter: i feel this crushing weight on my shoulders…it never goes away…

Qibli: i told you! i was too tired to walk and needed a ride, plus your scales keep me cool

Winter: why did i agree to this…

Qibli: because you adore me!

Winter: no…it’s because i love you

Qibli: :O

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Winter: stop buying us gifts, Qibli, i can handle myself

Qibli: stop stealing all the attention, Winter, i’m trying to woo Moon here

Winter: *looks to Moon and winks*

Moon: i hate you both

Winter: come and hate me on my lap

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Starflight: do you have a date for Valentine’s day?

Sunny: yes, February 14th

Starflight: i- nevermind

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Snowfall: time for another existential crisis!

Lynx: what?

Snowfall: *promptly passes out and face plants on the ground*

Lynx: oh that kind

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Qibli: thanks for agreeing to let me use your head as my drum for the day

Winter: i never agreed, but why did you want me specifically?

Qibli: well your head is the most hollow so it will sound the best when the playing.

Winter: oh, why thank you-HEY! wait a minute!

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Qibli: i wish i could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

Winter: that sounds really gay

Qibli, walking away: i'll show you gay

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[incorrect wings of fire @incorrectWoF]

Luna: *watching Swordtail sleep* god, he makes me so happy, i love him so much, truly nothing could ruin-

Swordtail: *snores*

Luna: i can’t live like this

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Moon: *hiding* you’ll have to put the scavenger back, you know

Winter: who’s talking?

Moon: your conscience

Winter: oh. we don’t talk a lot these days

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Sunny: why are you always frowning?

Glory: you only use 10 muscles to smile but 45 to frown

Sunny: your point?

Glory: frown all day, get ripped

Tsunami: this is why aliens have never revealed themselves to us