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*before*

Jgs: You can't kiss him in the public.

*later*

Jgy, kissing Lxc: ***

Lxc: What happened?

Jgy: My father dared me to kiss you in the public.

Everyone else: He totally would.

Jgs, under his breath: I meant it as prohibition.

#xiyao #mdzs #cql #MoDaoZuShi

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Jgy: I'll be free in the afternoon.

Lxc: A-Yao, you are always a free man, don't let anyone make you feel like a slave.

Jgy: I mean-

Lxc: Oh, you meant it that way. But no, you're not free, you are priceless.

Jgy: Ok, I'm yours in the afternoon.
#xiyao #mdzs #MoDaoZuShi #cql

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Lxc: It's not like I don't hold grudges.

Jgy: Tell me if there's some fool enough to offend you.

Lxc: I would. But they magically disappear after offending me.

Jgy, trying not to smirk: It's normal, stupid people have short lives in our society.

#xiyao #mdzs #cql #modaozushi

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@That_One_Bunny Thank you very much!!!!

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@lhkzzj I think I can handle this one:))) I like it

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@lhkzzj @Kbeautylies @krisxing_you @wingsofaboy Of course. Whenever you are ready to go!!

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@krisxing_you Okay! Got it.

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Jgy: Every mother gave birth to a child. Except yours. Yours-

Lxc: Gave birth to two.

Jgy: gave birth to a legend.

Lxc: Isn't that your mother?

#xiyao #mdzs #modaozushi #cql #jinguangyao #lanxichen

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Lxc: Do you have any idea of what you are doing to me?

Jgy: Do you have any idea of what you are not doing to me?

Lxc: Fair enough.

#xiyao #mdzs #modaozushi #cql #jinguangyao #lanxichen

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Nhs: It's unfair that San-ge got 90 percent of talents and left the rest of them to everyone else.

Lxc: You are right.

Nhs: Are you sure?

Lxc: It's unfair to him. He should have kept the rest of them too.

#xiyao #mdzs #modaozushi #cql #niehuaisang #lanxichen

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Jgy: Guess how many pots of relaxing teas in a day will kill a person.

Lxc: A few pots wouldn't kill you.

Jgy: Neither 14 pots did.

#xiyao #mdzs #modaozushi #jinguangyao #lanxichen #cql

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Jgy: I have to talk about Sect Mergers. That’s like, my least favorite topic outside of unrequited love matters.

Lxc: What happened to abusive people you had to endure?

Jgy: Nothing anyone can prove.

#xiyao #mdzs #modaozushi #cql #jinguangyao #lanxichen

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Lxc: Remember when a door is closed, what's behind it isn't meant for you.

Jgy: Remember, if you can't open a door I might be behind it.

Lxc: Is that a rejection?

Jgy: No. I meant I'd be willing to close all the doors if it means I'd have you all to myself.
#xiyao #mdzs #cql

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Nhs: How did it start between you?

*flashback*

Lxc, with anxiety: I can't talk to a peerless beauty like this.

My: Well, I can.

#mdzs #xiyao #cql #modaozushi #jinguangyao #lanxichen #niehuaisang

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Lxc: I can't hold it in anymore. I am dating A-Yao.

Nhs: Oh my, me too.

Lxc: What? You are dating him too?

Nhs: I meant I am gay too but if you two are ever up to it...

#xiyao #mdzs #modaozushi #cql #lanxichen #niehuaisang

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Jgy, winking: How long do you think you can keep it up?

Lxc, blushing: I...

Jgy: This oblivious facade, I mean.

Lxc: How long do you want me to?

#xiyao #mdzs #modaozushi #cql #jinguangyao #lanxichen

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Lxc: Don't you think you got a bit too far with scolding A-Yao about how he behaves around me?

Nmj: Don't you think it's him that got a bit too far?

Lxc: Maybe. But not as far as I would want him to.

#xiyao #mdzs #modaozushi #cql #lanxichen #niemingjue

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Nmj: You two got together?

Lxc: I drunk texted him "your cute".

Nmj: He pointed the typo out?

Lxc: He came and took care of me.

Nmj:…

Lxc: He thought my intention was "Your cutie" since he thought I'd never make a grammatical error. I won't correct it.

#xiyao #mdzs #cql