Hyukjae: Yesung-hyung and I aren't dating
Kyuhyun: sure
Hyukjae: we're not
Kyuhyun: uh-huh, sure, i believe you
Yesung: *passes by and kisses Hyukjae's cheek* hey babe
Hyukjae: *blushing* i don't know him
Hyukjae: can you help me with my wedding?
Yesung: oh... you're getting married?
Hyukjae: hell yeah I am
Yesung: that's... nice. what do you need me to do?
Hyukjae: be my husband
Hyukjae: *sighs*
Yesung:
Hyukjae: *crosses his arms and slumps in the couch*
Yesung:
Hyukjae: *sighs loudly*
Yesung: what's wrong with you??
Hyukjae: you haven't looked at me for 10 minutes
Yesung: Hyuk, we are watching a movie
Yesung: *carrying a load of grocery bags in both hands*
Hyukjae: *reaches out a hand to help him*
Yesung: *switches all the bags to one hand*
Yesung: *takes Hyukjae's hand and holds it*
Hyukjae, blushing: that's no what- okay-
Kyuhyun: *talking about Hyukjae* He can’t be good at everything.
Kyuhyun: He must be a bad kisser.
Yesung: No, he is a great kisser.
Kyuhyun: What?
Yesung: What?
Hyukjae: *sighs*
Yesung:
Hyukjae: *sighs again*
Yesung:
Hyukjae: *sighs again louder*
Yesung, turns abruptly to Hyukjae: Okay what the fuck do you want?
Hyukjae: attention
Hyukjae: You have a face.
Yesung: Yes, yes I do have a face.
Hyukjae: I mean you have a nice face.
Yesung: .... Thank you?
Hyukjae: Okay...
Kyuhyun, eating popcorn: hyung, he's flirting!
Hyukjae: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Yesung: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Yesung, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Hyukjae I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him!
Hyukjae, Oblivious and Dumb: ......So when did you meet someone else named Hyukjae?
Yesung: Hey, if I ask you a boy question, do you promise not to be weird?
Heechul: I promise
Yesung: So there’s this guy, Hyu-
Heechul, firmly: You can do better
Hyukjae: Hyung, can you buy this for me?
Yesung: Of course Hyuk ❤️
Kyuhyun: You can't just pay for him!
Yesung: Of course I can! I'm his boyfriend! I can get him whatever in the world he wants!
Kyuhyun: Not when we're playing Monopoly!!
Kyuhyun: Okay, that's enough! Please stop talking about Eunhyuk-hyung!
Yesung: But you guys told me to get it out of my system
Heechul: we didn't know you had that much in your system