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Yuta: *staring at Maki*
Maki: Uh, Yuta?
Yuta: Oh! Sorry, was I being proud of you too loudly?

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Maki: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Yuta: I wrote you a poem.

Maki, already crying: You did?

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Yuta: I can't believe you've done this.....

Maki: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Yuta, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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Maki: State your name, rank, and intention.

Yuta: Yuta, Yuta, fun.

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Yuta, to Maki: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

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Maki, texting: Answer your phone

Yuta, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone

Maki: Understood

Maki, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Yuta.

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Yuta: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Maki.

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Yuta, near tears: Please, Maki, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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Maki: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?

Yuta: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?

Maki:

Maki: I'll go make my bed-

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Maki: Look, Yuta, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and it's Monday.

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Maki: I am in charge of this disaster!

Yuta: I have a name, you know.

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Yuta: Do you have a self-care routine?

Maki: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Yuta: All snacks are gone.

Maki: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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Maki, texting Yuta: Yuta there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Maki: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Maki: Yuta

Maki: Yuta

Yuta: Yuta is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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Yuta: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?

Maki: To relax.

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Yuta: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Maki periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Yuta: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Maki: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Yuta: What did you do?

Maki: Nobody died.

Yuta: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Yuta: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Maki: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

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Maki: So, Yuta, do you have a crush on anyone?

Yuta: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

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Maki, drunk: Yuta, I like you a lot.

Yuta: !

Maki: *pulls him into a kiss*

Maki: *falls asleep*

Yuta: I see. And she went to bed. Just like that.

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Yuta: Are you ready to commit?

Maki: Like, a crime or a relationship?