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Allen: you look good in that hoodie

Kanda: you know where else I'd look good?

Allen, zero hesitation: my bed

Kanda, at the same time: by your side- wait, what?

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Kanda: Is something burning?

Allen, leaning seductively on the counter: just my desire for you

Kanda: Moyashi, the toaster is literally on fire

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Allen: well, Kanda and I finally did it!

The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked*

Allen: that's right... we kissed!

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Kanda: If you were a fruit what would you be and why?

Allen: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group

Kanda: ...

Allen: what?

Kanda: I'm never asking you anything again

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Kanda: dom or sub?

Allen: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though

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Kanda: I fell—

Allen: from heaven?

Kanda: no, I literally fell—

Allen: in love with me the moment you saw me?

Kanda: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Allen: okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest

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Kanda: hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Allen: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy

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Kanda: Allen, do you remember when we agreed we were better off as friends?

Allen, naked in Kanda's bed: no, I absolutely do not

Kanda, taking his clothes off: yeah, me neither

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Kanda: wow, they really hate us

Allen: yes, perhaps they’re homophobic

Kanda: but we’re not gay, Moyashi

Allen:

Kanda:

Allen: we’re not?

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Allen: *pulls back the curtain while Kanda is showering*

Allen: hey, did we-... stop screaming it’s me... did we run out of Cheerios?

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Allen: heh, Kanda sneezes like a girl

Kanda: how about I pound you like boy?

Allen: ...what?

Kanda: that didn’t come out right

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*texting*

Allen: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf

Kanda: what is that?

Allen: it’s a keyboard smash

Kanda: how do I do it?

Allen: just press anything

Kanda: 7

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Allen: are you ready to commit?

Kanda: like, a crime or a relationship?

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Kanda: do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Allen: It was autocorrect

Kanda: autocorrect wrote "you're so hot. Please step on me."?

Allen: yes

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Allen: I like your new pants!

Kanda: thanks, they were 50% off

Allen: I’d like them better if they were 100% off *winks*

Kanda: The store can’t just give away clothes for free

Allen: thats’s… not what I meant

Kanda: that’s a terrible way to run a business, Moyashi

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Allen: my hands are cold

Kanda: here, let me hold them

Allen: my lips are cold too

Kanda: *covers Allen's mouth with their hand*

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Kanda: wow, Moyashi, you want to hold my hand? How awfully lewd of you

Allen: we literally slept together yesterday

Kanda: that's NOTHING compared to holding hands

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@Stillindigo7 Absolutely it is

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Kanda: I'm leaving now. I've left notes for each of you with instructions

Allen: mine just says "Allen no"

Kanda: and you can apply that to any situation

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*Kanda looking at Allen*

Lavi: why don’t you go talk to him?

Kanda, sarcastically: yeah, sure

Lavi: what? Go tell him he's cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Kanda: he could hear me

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Allen, throwing their head into Kanda's lap: tell me I'm pretty!

Kanda, lovingly stroking their hair: you're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are