q-tip box: DO NOT PUT Q-TIP IN YOUR EAR!!!
me, moments before fucking up my ear: glad they said that. that’s an important warning for other people that don’t have my special q-tip technique
As a woman, no one talks about how literally everything is after your PH balance.
Could be:
1. Your own menstruation
2. Toilet paper
3. Hard water
4. Sanitary products
5. Body wash
6. Just breathing