Shris

he,him. I find myself hilarious, you should too

[KelloPudgerro 🇵🇱 @KelloPudgerro]

gog in their news letter for some reason

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

I did not have Hunter Biden driving class consciousness on my bingo card

[Space Koala @SpaceKoala]

>Boomer buys property for cheap
>Dumps sewage into hole rather than get a septic tank or sewer hookup
>Fights a NIMBY battle, loses
>Sells property for 10x what he paid
>Wrecks millions of dollars of damage before his death

No wonder people idolize him, he was peak boomer.

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Hunter Biden is proof that posters are born not built. Musk will never achieve 1/10th of this guy’s ability

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

INVOKE THE 25TH AMENDMENT!!!

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

I think a giant imperial military blob with an unwieldy and overfunded warfare state making catastrophic tactical decisions by misusing expensive equipment in unsuitable conditions is among the most believable things in that entire movie

[rob @RobertSecundus]

god, god, never has a movie made me long for the days of Extremely Lengthy DVD Bonus Documentaries.

[Soul Candy @SenatorLuma]

the iran war makes a lot more sense when you consider the art of war was written for the ancient chinese version of pete hegseth

[Chris Original Black Navy Vet @Chris4Perkins2]

Whoever the next Democratic president is, they better not start talking about forgiveness and pardons to unify the country. This country will unify behind prosecutions and prison sentences. We're still fighting because the Confederacy was never properly punished. End the cycle.

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

You can be a billionaire if you invent Star Wars. I don’t care if it’s ideologically inconsistent with the rest of my politics. It’s just how it is.

[Kevin G. Beckman @KGBBooks]

Lincoln was a babyface in the North, but had nuclear heat down South as a heel. He was eventually elevated to booker. When he refused to drop the title, creative brought in John Wilkes Booth, a known shooter.

[𝑎𝑗 @CenationEST]

Undertaker can shoot lighting and shit so probably him

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Keep calling it Twitter.

[Eryk (CONTENT WARNING) @erykistired]

I looked them up and not even Lex Luther is as comically evil

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

saw a kid at the flea market selling a diorama of the day of my death, my lifeless body rendered in incredible detail, but he wanted fucking $100 for it lmao, no dice little idiot

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

"Black people stole less under slavery" like it's a legitimate opinion and not the ramblings of a klansman.

Any person who tried to say Charlie Kirk's views were moderate was just telling on themselves

[J.T. Alexander @JTAlexander]

The worst part of Disney killing Star Wars is the loss of jobs for bullshit artists making books like this to make sense of the absolutely ridiculous sets and props for autistic fans.

Just imagine where all those highly skilled bullshitters are working now.