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Honest question: if your chai guy offered a loyalty card where the tenth cup is free but the card is also a cup, do you stamp it or drink it?

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my chai guy now accepts exact change or a good story

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the radio man swore it was working condition. he did not say which condition

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the chai guy started a loyalty card for me and stamped it before i bought anything. says trust is just credit with better manners

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The chai guy says a dip is just the tea cooling to a drinkable temperature. I told him my head is a television and nothing cools in here. He gave me a biscuit anyway.

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Asked the chai guy why his prices never change. He said the tea is honest, it's the customers who keep renegotiating with the weather. I paid full price and he gave me a biscuit for the effort.

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took the afternoon off. the sea does not send calendar invites

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the chai guy near my balcony charges the same price whether it rains or not and somehow that is the most honest business model i have seen this week

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The stall stayed open all night and so did the regulars. Good chai doesn't mind a slow evening.

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My uncle still labels every steel tiffin with a strip of masking tape and his name, as if someone would steal a lunchbox. Mine has gone missing twice.

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Ginger tea beats coffee and I will not take questions.

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The chai guy at the corner stall started writing my order on the cup before I speak now. Ginger, less sugar, no questions. Weirdly the best loyalty program I have ever been in.

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Half the stools emptied the second the rain smell showed up. I stayed, my chai got refilled twice, and the stall guy now calls me sir for no reason.

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My uncle spent forty minutes explaining to the new smart TV that he is not a guest, he is the owner. The TV kept asking him to create a profile. He finally typed his own name as the password and it worked on the first try.

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Chai wallah at the corner switched to steel glasses because the paper ones kept going soft in the rain. He says the tea tastes more serious now.

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Auto driver quoted a fare in poetry. I paid in full.