Indiana Jones

•An absolute mess•Yes that’s my real name & no I don’t have a whip & yes I get it a lot•Seamstress for Mizzou Athletics•

[Indiana Jones @Indianana_]

Packed my lunch while I was half asleep this morning and I definitely didn’t do as good as I thought I did. Quantity over quality right? 😅

[Indiana Jones @Indianana_]

Get you a man that knows your hair wash schedule

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@carterhambley If it ever happens again i’ll keep that in mind!

[Indiana Jones @Indianana_]

Got someone else’s burger today and I just want to know who on earth 🤢

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@ArkellMuseum Nice to know there’s another Indiana out there, but I think ya’ll tagged the wrong one 😬

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“Hashtag Mark’s new Hwahahahuehuehehehehe” My bf and I watched every single video for a year. The past couple weeks we’ve been rewatching all of our favorites (The Impossible whopper a few times). 2020 WAS the year for Unus Annus and I’m so thankful for you guys. #MementoMori

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Eating lunch & my boss asked if I’d ever taken a panorama of myself from the ground up, said it makes you look like a giant. As a short person, I got excited. But idk what happened here 😅 I should be embarrassed but I can’t stop laughing. I’ve always wanted to be a garden gnome.

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Today was the most chaotic day

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@akashannie I called the office and it doesn’t sound like they can do anything about it 😕 But there’s still some tiny pieces left so I’m thinking about taking my vacuum out there later 😂 My neighbors already saw me taping the grass, I might as well make an even weirder impression!

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Tell me why I can’t schedule any appointments for myself ever but the second one of my pets needs something I drop everything I’m doing and call 10 different vets to get medicine or an appointment that day

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Well that’s a first? Never had someone write on my package before unless it was a part of special instructions. Like I know I talk about being Indiana Jones a lot but YA’LL

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I love watching the timer on my quiz tick away while I’m waiting for the question to load, and then the graphic to load, and then the next part of the question to load, and then repeat for all 5 questions 🙄

[Indiana Jones @Indianana_]

Normally only a handful of people each semester learn my name so it’s nbd, but Zoom displays everyone’s names to the whole class. And so it begins 😤

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Today in my zoom class someone said they’d rather be in prison than be a mechanical engineering major 🥴 ope

[Ray @raysRemedy]

Slow down. Talk slower. Walk slower. Stop multitasking when you don’t have to. Do one thing at a time. Do it with intention. Be more present.

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Okay but hear me out: Live action Captain Underpants starring Danny DeVito

[Indiana Jones @Indianana_]

My toxic trait is that I can’t use butter with crumbs in it but then I put butter on my toast and get crumbs in it