Americans are experiencing a shortage in fun as rising prices, longer lines and limited access keep them from the activities that bring them joy, per Bloomberg
"Women tend to adopt the political opinions of the man they're having sex with"
-marries a boomer and gives 'kids are so lazy and spoiled these days' press briefings
Joe Biden on Trump:
"Trump has made billions of dollars since returning to the White House. It's simply stunning to me. He has no shame, and frankly it's embarrassing for the country.
But Trump couldn't care less. Making money off the presidency is one of the reasons he wants to be president."
Speaker Mike Johnson on the potential loss of the House in the midterms: "Democrats will turn every congressional committee into an investigative body and target the president's family, Cabinet, donors, and allies."
Want to give a shoutout to Kellan Wyatt and Stephen Daley, who totally kicked ass this year. I hate that they got hurt.
And an extra shoutout to Daley in particular, who went from 0-12 to 16-0!!! #iufb