Indian Goat

Have a beard, live in a farm in India, love a Jalfrezi

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Baaaa............ jhi

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@NellieKicoll would it break your heart to learn that my name is annabelle? It's not a very goaty name. Quentin would be more suitable.

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@NellieKicoll whatever floats your goat

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Went to the beach today with my new flip flops. They fell off.

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No, I is only joking! I IS REALLY A GOAT! #aprilfool

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I is a salmon

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@Anneliesey505 a kno. A never said udderwise!

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Dis afternoon I is to visit de man who keeps his right arm in de air for all of his life. I sit on his left arm and tickle him I think.

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@HaddyTheBaddy no ah havent! But i visit anudder field tonight, hope deres some tasty four legged females!

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@princenak ah actually not allowed a phone, farmer said id brake it

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@DaftLimmy someone has to

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@deanpiper so jeal of u

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@ellabeatricee just be happy you actually hav hands

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Bit paranoid that dere are ants every where! #antsinmahpants

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Monday is slum day. Off to da ghetto to visit sum pals

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A LITTLE PRIVACY PLEASE RT @WeirdHorse: Watching two goats lick a cow

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@Sammy_Smithh mah reprts r always modern

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@Katyyreidd ah can wate either bbz!

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@DaftLimmy i have no idea wht ur talkin about

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Meh-eh-eh-eh-eh cough cough, shoulda worn a coat last night. #hungover #shivers