Indies Wrestler インディーズ・ウレスラー

My interests include strong style, dives, avoiding the gym, kicking out of finishers and fighting forever with my fighting spirit. Wrestling is my life!

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“Sign my friend. This person is money!”
– Wrestler who makes very little money.

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@bigtroubleBB It’s okay. Our heyday was 2012.

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This account walked so that @bigtroubleBB could run.

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Trust me, I’ve worked in marketing. You don’t need to spend a cent on promotion just make sure there are red alert emojis on both sides when you caption every post with
🚨MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

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Just spent 5 minutes giving an in-depth description of my whole character’s backstory to one of the vets, including the significance of the makeup, entrance mask, $800 jacket, and all he responded with was “will all that help you pin a guy’s shoulders to the mat for a 3 count?”

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That wrestler I saw years ago when they sucked is getting lots of bookings now. Is it possible they’ve… improved?
No. I will always regard them as a wrestler who sucks.

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My idea of catch wrestling involves 2 or more other people with me on the outside ready to catch.

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I need to evolve my character. This inconsistent bi-monthly audience has seen a similar routine from me across 3 shows over 6 months.

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I wear a mask on my way to the ring.

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I have just transferred the deposit for the new belt. Could you please use the same template as the old IC title from the 80’s and early 90’s.

Sincerely,
Every mid-2000’s promoter.

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If tonight’s audience had any idea just how much work I do behind the scenes that they don’t see, they’d make so much more noise for me.

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Dad can't stop laughing at my turnbuckle tattoo. Made an engineering joke about how I must love structural tension. He is in tears over this

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Do you have talent or are you one of those wrestlers who does a religious gimmick?

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🤫
*chop*

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Day 85 of 364 days of not caring about the PWI 500.

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Did the math. I’ve taken approximately 3,800 chops throughout my career. 9,200 if we count during training.
Eventually the callous will develop. Surely…

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If you didn’t say “THIS BUSINESS” at the top of your lungs did you even cut a promo?

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The local newspaper totally misquoted my interview. I don't "dish out the body slams", I said my style is a mix of Strong Style & Kings Road

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I’m going to be a guest on the Named After An Insider Term wrestling podcast.

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Tweeting “book it you cowards” works every single time. Most of the time the reason something hasn’t already been booked is because the booker is just too cowardly.