If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip
Just had a Caesar salad, vodka sauce pasta, and a glass and a half of red wine and I’m going to the movies by myself in a slutty top they’re calling it the most perfect evening of all time