El Espüki

Who am I? I am a walrus. From the river to sea. 🇵🇸 All views are my own. Lvl 29

[Dilo con perritos @DiloConPerritos]

Estos hdlv, no contentos con robarnos Texas, ahora se quieren robar a nuestro pato 🪿🇲🇽

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

Mbappé’s girlfriend, Ester Expósito, recently said in an interview: “You can’t sit down and debate a Nazi. It just makes them think being a Nazi is a normal opinion.”

These are the idols the next generation actually needs.

[gina @___izzymaria]

LMAAAAAOOOOO, we all know what this means and this shouldn’t be celebrated.

[Ryan Rozbiani @RyanRozbiani]

What a Joke

🇮🇷🇺🇸 U.S. Gave an Iranian World Cup Player, Mehdi Torabi, a Visa Good for only ONE Entry

Torabi used it for the New Zealand opener in Los Angeles. The moment that match ended, his visa was expired.

The U.S. forced Iran to base in Mexico, leave American soil after every game, and re-enter for the next one. Under a setup built entirely on repeated entries, they handed one player a single entry.

The Iran Football Federation has taken steps to obtain a new visa for Torabi so that he can accompany the national team in upcoming matches.

This was NOT an accident.

[elly 🪼🪭 VAI VER O BTS @indigoozs]

eu a cada jogo q uma nação colonizada esmurra uma nação colonizadora

[- @Hazdinho]

Screaming “shame on you” to football players whilst crying and dancing for the US president that killed their own people.

This is in same hour as the US president said he couldn’t give a fuck about a regime change.

Shame on who again? Absolute fucking retards

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Has your Nation ever lost 7-1 to Germany at the World Cup?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Uruguay the 3rd best team in South America and the 16th best team in the world, who are due to play Saudi Arabia tomorrow cannot enter the USA.

Because the USA will not allow them due to 'visa issues'.

The racist World Cup continues to be a disgusting joke.

[Libro Negro @Libro_negro_]

Te pasas Alemania 😡

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Carlos Figueredo @Carsperi]

Toda América latina apoyando a Paraguay

Paraguay:

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

Thirty years apart, Salma Hayek still looks good posing with a snake

[JP @Juampachabal03]

“Los asiáticos son bien serios, disciplinados y ordenados”

Los asiáticos cuando conocen a un mexicano de Guadalajara…

[Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo @Claudiashein]

Desde el Deportivo “Hermanos Galeana” en la Gustavo A. Madero. ¡Viva México!

[Alansito🎈 @Nini1924476]

*no puedes celebrar un gol que no es tu selección*

Yo cuando Irán elimine a Estados Unidos del mundial con un bombazo desde fuera del área:

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

The incompetent @FIFAWorldCup host, USA, is failing to fulfill its responsibilities properly.

We are guests of @FIFAcom, and it is FIFA’s responsibility to ensure that visas for all members are issued.

US Denies Visas to Iran National Football Team Officials Ahead of World Cup

https://t.co/sXw74OzmIt

[Jon Kent @jonkentcomrade]

Politicians are not your tio, they're not your mamala. They're public servants. But hey this is hilarious coming from the people who called Bernie supporters cultists for 8 years.

[El Espüki @IneptBrian]

The cognitive dissonance of me ordering a vodka redbull last week with a sugar free redbull cause I want to look after myself a bit more is just now hitting me.

[Aaron Maté @aaronjmate]

Yes, the report could have mentioned that Kamala was working tirelessly for a ceasefire