Captain Birdseye

Everyone wants a piece of the Captain's fishy finger. The views expressed by the Captain are not necessarily those of his author

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@FootballFactly All of them

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@LearnWithSubhan SEND

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@utdmax0 Rodri

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@tripleK31 That sounds interesting but I’m hardly ever on here (as you can see from my slow reply 😜)

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The #Intervision2025 win for Duc Phuc will have raffled a few feathers.

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Why has Roman Kemp got a lady‘s pubes behind his shoulder on #theoneshow? #romankemo @theoneshow

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@Joey7Barton Who did you vote for?

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@SpitfireVC Didn’t realise I’d joined Hamas. What a night that must have been.

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@jeremycorbyn And the Israelis?

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@Linkirk12 I’m sure they would have loved to be able to ignore their neighbours. Unfortunately, Hamas decided to fire rockets at its towns, rape its women, burn its children and murder its partygoers. You can’t ignore that kind of thing.

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@RishiSunak Announced is not the same as achieved 🙄

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@jeremycorbyn All of Israel is in what was the protectorate of Palestine. Is that what you mean?

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@GyllKing We still like to support oppressed minorities

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@jeremycorbyn Perhaps you could have a word with your friends in Hamas about that.

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Were these kids walking out of school for the Uighur, the Kurds, the Rohingya or the victims of ISIS? Or is it just a problem when Jews are involved?

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@RichardBurgon What’s the point of a vote on something over which you have no influence whatsoever? So you think they’ll all put their weapons away if you lot vote for it?

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@jeremycorbyn If that doesn’t sort it, nothing will.

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@zarahsultana @tribunemagazine Are they all friends then if you lot vote for it?

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@SuellaBraverman You’ve got form here. Seems like you’re hard work.

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@jeremycorbyn Did you March for the Uighur, the Rohingya or the victims of ISIS? If not, it looks like you only deplore the oppression of Muslims when Jews are involved.