Jaquiste

And just like that we’re back 😚

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

I'm not gonna lie to you, this was very satisfying to my black ass.

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[Mogul And They Know That @waymoflydenu]

My aunt said she don’t use FaceID bc she don’t want her information in “the system”.

She’s a government employee …

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You can actually put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but when you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

STREET ADDRESSES & THEIR MEANING
​
1. Court: Dead end street.
2. Crescent: Curved road with both ends connecting to the same street.
3. ​Boulevard: Wide street with greenery in the center and along the sides.
4. ​Avenue: Straight street that runs north-south or east-west.
5. ​Drive: A road that follows a natural feature (park, ocean, hills, or lake).
6. ​Alley: Narrow street between, behind, or within buildings.
7. Place: A short street.

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

I’m sorry, this is hard af lol

[aj. @wlwdelusions]

why did my cousin just call my job with a family emergency so they sent me home and i call her bawling my eyes out thinking someone literally died and she goes “i thought you might want the rest of the day off since it’s so hot right now” HELLO????

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

LMFAOOO WHOLE TIME

[i like food @messedupfoods]

she finna go tell a riddle

[wifloner @wifloner]

70% of this adult shit is learning how to control yourself.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

LL Cool J has 24 hours to respond

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[🕸️ @recreatings]

we got real spiders doing Brand New Day promo, this movie boutta feed generations 😭

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I told my cat, “If the soup starts boiling, let me know.”
Five minutes later she came over and started yelling at me.
The soup was boiling.
I’m not saying my cat understood me, but I am saying I’m a little afraid of her now.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the four stages of a day off:

1. ​i will do so much stuff.
2. ​later i'll do lots of stuff.
3. ​eventually, i'll do some stuff.
4. ​oh no.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

And it made you tweet just like he said.
He got your ass

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

Enjoyable video