Maria Brandone

I'm good. Been good. Always will be good.

[Maria Brandone @InfinityCords]

Do any other single dog moms want to drink an entire bottle of wine because I do

[Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy]

Close enough. Welcome back Luka Doncic!

[Charles Robinson @CharlesRobinson]

One of the coolest parts of this moment is seeing a crowd that watched it completely through their eyeballs rather than through their phone camera.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Between innings, the Clemson baseball PA announcer asked all veterans to please rise. The team then emptied out of the dugout and went into the stands to shake hands and thank each and every veteran in attendance

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

ESPN ended its relationship with MLB yesterday saying $550 million yearly rights fees were too expensive. So in 2026 baseball is off the network for good. If $550 million is too much for MLB, how bad is ESPN’s $2.6 BILLION a year deal for the NBA? Worst deal in sports TV history.

[K$ @kendiorr_]

I can’t wait to become a gf cause last time I was the bf

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

I think the biggest lesson I've learnt from dating is the minute you're confused about how they feel for you, you should just leave. You should only be confused about small things like what birthday gift you should get them, not if they even like you or want to be with you.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

“She’s crazy” is often just a man’s way of saying, “She held me accountable, and I didn’t like it.”

[Maria Brandone @InfinityCords]

How do you think the dishwasher at the restaurant gets paid ???

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

Elon: Look at these SSNs from dead people. They’re probably being used to fraudulently collect benefits.

Experts: Actually, no. We just let illegal immigrants use them to commit identity theft so they can pay taxes.

Public opinion: Wait what.

[Uncle. @uncle876]

hate.

[ryan 🛸 @OTCellyy]

Canada/USA on Thursday is going to be one of the most insufferable nights on this website

[The People’s Norris @MoserNorris]

Wake up babe, the White House is posting Jake Guentzel highlights

[Kristy Flannery @InStilettos_NHL]

The NHL simply cannot return to the All-Star game after this absolute masterpiece.

[Caylee @2kaRask]

me telling my grandkids what happened in the first 9 seconds of the USA vs. Canada game on February 15, 2025

[Diamond @Shadinky2003]

feb 14 isn’t for situationships yall can wait till april 1st fools

[Maria Brandone @InfinityCords]

It’s ALWAYS the mail room guy 🥹🥹🥹

[Andy Young @AndyYoungTV]

When Josh Allen gave his MVP speech, he mentioned 'Slick Rick' as he praised the #Bills organization.

Rick Morrow takes a bus from his home in Buffalo to Orchard Park to work in the team's mail room.

He still can't believe Allen named him in his biggest moment. #BillsMafia

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

just saw a group of Eagles fans line up and do a tush push against a line of cops in SWAT gear and I was supposed to root for the Chiefs??

[mari🏎️ @f1brekkdown]

lewis passing the mercedes cars this year

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[Adam Best @Arrowhead_Adam]

Typical Chiefs fan: “I really respect the Eagles but the Chiefs are just too clutch. 27-24.”

Typical Eagles fan: “Birds win 687-3 and then we beat the shit outta everyone wearing red in the parking lot.”

[Rocket City Trash Pandas @trashpandas]

babe wake up new Minor League mascot just dropped