InfiniteJumpSlash

Working on becoming a failed streamer.

[InfiniteJumpSlash @InfJumpSlash]

The time to fulfill my Bio statement has now come. It's been a solid 4 years of streaming on Twitch and I've had so much fun during that time. But, it's time to draw that chapter to a close. Today I will be doing my final stream. Thank you all so much!

https://t.co/UFTGRhc69s

[InfiniteJumpSlash @InfJumpSlash]

Okay, The Purge, but for 12 hours you're allowed to be drunk at work.

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I treat engaging in small talk with people the same way I treat someone walking up to a campfire with a cappo on the second fret of his guitar.

I gotta get the fuck outta there before I hear any clichés.

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Just started work on my new script for "Jurassic Park on Ice!" Wish me luck!

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@BuzzNBen If I'm feeling gassy in a hour, it'll still be a taco stream.

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I just ate 7 tacos, and I didn't stop eating because I was full. I stopped because I know future me tomorrow will want them just as much as I still do right now. You're welcome, me.

[Josh Bones @Joshbones_]

"Here Comes the Sun #TS"
CXD-JNS-SDG
#SuperMarioMaker2

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I'll be doing this for the next 10 hours.
https://t.co/8nyVmkzxJj

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@elleharbor To me, the atmosphere of Pikmin is just as important as the gameplay itself. Pikmin feels best when you think you're on a dystopian planet with a limited amount of time on the clock.

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I don't think a Pikmin game should ever take place in the setting of a well-furnished house.

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@xlaneygamesx @TwitchUKI @OodlesofNoodle_ @tehlobster @99annamarie @dodgerdawg_ @Sugarfalcon_ @thefix8d @franklymystic @Esmerelduhhh_ @that1greenleaf @thatgamerlex @GGrizzlyBjorn Thank you! I know someday if I just stop saying most everything I say, I will make it big!

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@TheFifthCircle It isn't easy being a dissident these days...

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If any intelligence agency decided to bug my home and listen in, they would hear things like this: "You know what? Fuck the cheese."

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She bask.

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Here's what this #NintendoDirect needed. The Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack Expansion, which includes GameCube games on the Switch for only $120 a year.

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@fotaqmpavay I will bear your children.

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I'm going to make an IJScoin and an NFT because the cash is running short and the stream needs to survive. Please forgive me.

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I had a dream that I ate dog food again last night. Streaming has literally ruined my dreams.

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I've just tested this SNES using a copy of Home Alone 2 and I've now concluded that both the game and the console now suck as a result, and I suddenly recant my years of love for the system.

[InfiniteJumpSlash @InfJumpSlash]

I got a new AC for my house, but the weather has been chilly. It's been like getting a new game console, but you don't have any games for it yet.