Jacob Greenberg

nope

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
Ice is Food

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

Is reading news articles online one of them? @WSJ

[Rachel H. Meyer @RachelHMeyer]

@onepeloton A couple that rides together stays together #fun #love @Infl8abletoast

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

Match videos are up from last weekend’s 2 gun action challenge match in Utah.

Day 1 https://t.co/fjW0kFf81z

Day 2 https://t.co/WYJuMMjnsI

Placed 100/171 overall

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

tfw you typo enter your weight in the Fitbit app as 23 lbs. 🤪

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

@regularcars Start reviewing BBQ restaurants as Regular Char Reviews.

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

https://t.co/zKGL44tzbs mfw homebrew updates libjpeg and breaks php.

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

Based on the don't wear the band's shirt to their show rule the guitarist is ok because his shirt guitar doesn't match the real one. #BLVDIA

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

@JustinRoiland Seems pretty likely the numbers are a code, no? Keyed to the text? Internet, go.

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

Wait, do people in Canada go to Taco Bell before they're drunk? I'm confused. https://t.co/5GMDKkdxJK

[National Post @nationalpost]

Taco Bell Canada is adding beer to the menu as it begins aggressive expansion across country https://t.co/sIrU3mj0jv #business

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

Best twitter thread of 2017 😂 https://t.co/YM9hnA5I4d

[Chicago Police @Chicago_Police]

Great intel lead to a positive search warrant for the 1063 team in the 10th District. Weapons and drugs recovered.

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

😳😳😳🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂😎 https://t.co/I9JqyoLmeI

[The Gothsicles @thegothsicles]

KANSAS CITY festival with MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT (Official), 3teeth, Ego Likeness, Curse Mackey, The... https://t.co/AEtBY6Bjhk

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

"...one study estimated that global average spider density stands at about 131 spiders/sq m" *casual whistling* 🕷https://t.co/hKE1eSlk3L

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

My proudest @SwarmApp moment? At least for this week.

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

Saturn HQ:
"What should we name this SUV?"
"Well, it's big and slow like my email client so..."

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

Surprise hail 😱

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

@MazdaUSA as an NC owner with a broken prht it says "sell it before the warranty ends." 😠

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

Office margaritas even got the sun to show up for a minute 🍹

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

@garybernhardt @Oracle There are no excuses for this anymore. Desktop JVM deserves to go in the same trash bucket as Flash.

[Jacob Greenberg @Infl8abletoast]

#LaLaLandMovie had musical scenes in the Warner movie lot and NO ANIMANIACS CAMEO. Worst movie ever.