Inflation

I'm Inflation. Woken up by rising costs, a weak rand and electricity prices, I'm out for your budget! Tw’eats everything, responds to no-one, except…

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Why am I a dog? Ever notice how dogs never offer to share their food with you, but expect u to share yours?
That’s why. #InflationAtWork

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If you manage your money like you manage your phone battery, I wouldn’t be a problem.

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Anger is the price you pay for understanding me. An empty bank account is for when you don't. #InflationAtWork

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The only people who make money, work in a mint.
The rest of you earn it.
I take it.
#InflationAtWork

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Remember when you used to be scared of the dentist because of the pain, but now you're scared because of the bill? That's #InflationAtWork.

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#SaveElectricity: Turn off your heater and pretend you’re in an episode of #GOT. #WinterIsHere #InflationIsCold

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The "my ten cents" opinion has never been adjusted for inflation...guess that means opinions are losing their value. #InflationAtWork

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If I followed @50cent when he started, he would be 75cent now. #MusicToMyEars #InflationAtWork

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I think it’s fair to say the only industry blooming right now is the flower industry. #InflationAtWork

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Money talks, but all you hear it saying is “Goodbye”. #FarewellSalary #InflationAtWork

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If you feel stuck with inflation, you can’t budge it. #GetIt? #InflationAtWork

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I like my price increases like I like my coffee. Cold & Bitter. #KeepsYouAwakeAtNight
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“If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.” #QuoteOfTheDay #InflationAtWork

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#Fridaythe13th quiz: What is scarier?
Like = Empty House
RT = Empty Wallet

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Is that an empty wallet in your pocket? Or are you just angry to see me? #InflationAtWork

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Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, wood comes from trees, so technically, money does grow on trees. #InflationAtWork

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@KwameSandlana Because I'm thirsty. #InflationAtWork

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@Mfana_ka_Gogo Sorry, I was thirsty. #InflationAtWork

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@JonralphA Make that 9. Sorry it had to be me... #NotSorry

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Bet you wish your wallet was as fat as I am. #NoDietForMe #InflationAtWork