Commandant SCHEX

Grab the upper hand or something. For those who are too far gone to sign off, but not good enough to go far. Ex PS. @InfantrySchoolOfExcellence on Instagram.

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

Twitter is a fucking hellscape full of fucking losers. The School of Excellence is only here to terrorise them. Follow us on instagram @InfantrySchoolOfExcellence for the good shit. Milwitter. Fuck you.

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

@ANDREWL38768272 Might need someone to spell check but yeah I’ll do it

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

So, my solution to the treasury refusing funding, is we invited the entire department on some happy fun time army look at life.

And then we beast the fucking dogshit out of them until they agree to pay up.

[Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 @DefenceHQ]

It is with great sadness that we can confirm the deaths of Lieutenant Commander Chris Gayson and Lieutenant Lily-Mae Fisher of 846 Naval Air Squadron, and Petty Officer Owen Green of 845 Naval Air Squadron, who died in Devon during routine training activity on 3 June.

[Tom Cotterill @TomCotterillX]

This has been a truly horrendous month for the UK's armed forces, with five accidental deaths.

Two soldiers, L/Cpl James Stewart Freeman and L/Bdr Ciara Sullivan both lost their lives in tragic accidents in May.

L/Cpl Freeman lost his life during a training incident in Iraq on Sunday and L/Bdr Sullivan after falling off her horse during during the Royal Windsor Horse Show on May 15.

Today, three Naval personnel lost their lives after their Merlin helicopter crashed in Devon in the early hours of this morning. This is a very dark moment for the British military.

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

@RICO98977 We’re getting a pay rise apparently, and I’m desperately trying to phone my tattoo artist before he gets overbooked

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

The Purpose of HM Armed Forces is to funnel money into tattoo parlours, places that sell T Shirts with sick beret wearing skulls, and the big Tesco’s alcohol section.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

'The next debate should not start with battalion numbers or reserve headcount. It should start with a sentence: Britain’s military exists to do “X”.

'Until then, the British military will continue to be asked to do everything, be prepared for almost anything, and be designed and funded for nothing coherent'

Read @Mr_Andrew_Fox's full column 👇
https://t.co/fUR6u5xfOz

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

@the_mantress Yeah, I’ve noticed that. Now, I fuck with the coffee, I’m confirmed coffee snob, but the whole Phys thing is getting a bit oversaturated.

I know a few and they’re cool guys, but you roll a protein shaker past any gym and you could collect a platoon strength of them.

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

Anyways, In an actual rare win for infantry kit, my unit finally got the new A2 Sharpshooters and oh boy I’m in love, ‘dat ambi bolt release hng.

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

@FarRightSkip I think so yeah, it’s called something else now though

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

@thinkdefence Just start making your own YouTube videos man, undercut the fuckers.

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

@thinkdefence @BenWallace70 If they axe my battalion *again* I will self immolate in front of Whitehall I’m not fucking about anymore.

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

@johnpalletltd I was gonna save that for if I ever become a sandhurst instructor, and just maintain the DS persona with them fitted

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: British Armed Forces are set for an above-inflation pay rise in the next few days

[@DailyMirror]

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

@SO3_Clausewitz “Can we bring H Hour forward?”
“No.”

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

@SO3_Clausewitz @chapofwessex “Yes sir, I want to go do something called “the zombie march” and get yelled at by colour sergeant bollocks or something”

They have played us for absolute fools.

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

@SO3_Clausewitz @chapofwessex Fucking thought that said “seniors hat”, it’s like the bastards are trying to tell me something…

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

@thinkdefence I watched 1 R YORKS attach a gopro to one of those RC cars during a subterranean clearance on Wessex storm. That worked pretty good until the Anglian dudes playing enemy just ran up to it and stole it.

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

“I say to the right honourable member. You’re a fucking hat mate.”

- PM Carns

[Tom McTague @TomMcTague]

SAS govt of national unity:
Al Carns
Dan Jarvis
Tom Tugendhat
Mike Martin

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

@JimmyDooDoo *me trying to kickstart the party*

“It was fuckin SHITE! TWENTY FIVE JAEGERBOMBS!”

[Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel]

Fuck it, I’m organising a miltwitter night out.

Every time someone whinges they buy shots for everyone.