Geezus

taco enthusiast.

[Geezus @InGeanWeTrust]

Nobody:

Me: #givegirlsflowers 💐

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[Geezus @InGeanWeTrust]

as well as the @NHLFlyers for a little razzle dazzle

[Geezus @InGeanWeTrust]

both of my teams got swept 🫩

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

bitch i'm tryna release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin

[Geezus @InGeanWeTrust]

🗣️

[ᴬʰ’ᴶᵃʸʸ💭 @fvckthen0rrm]

Never beg a confused nigga to do something a real nigga would love to be doing

[Geezus @InGeanWeTrust]

you know what would be cute? a normal sleep schedule.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[kiwi. 📍chi | PPi @KiuiAirica]

jokes on y’all I’m not drinking tequila

[Geezus @InGeanWeTrust]

Sixers in 7 🫩

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

MOOD.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

I LOVE MY COUNTRY PHILADELPHIA

[Geezus @InGeanWeTrust]

STG @zorygodwin

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

[Geezus @InGeanWeTrust]

or an only child 🫡

[Mayor of the East @brain_okoli]

If you want to go far as a man, marry a first daughter.

She just knows how to hold things together.

[Geezus @InGeanWeTrust]

🫡

[Mikolo @Ademolaaa_]

That was my soulmate fr. But I’ll find another

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

“Glad you’re still doing okay”- a man who tried to destroy your brain chemistry

[miia @miiagarro]

when someone tries to manipulate me but they don't know who my ex was

[Geezus @InGeanWeTrust]

!!

[It’s Tha Bang Man @FredoBang]

u ask someone for nothing they cant even do that

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

The best partners for firstborn daughters:

[Geezus @InGeanWeTrust]

I felt @temsbaby when she said GET AWAY FROM ME

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

There’s a man mad at me for what he did