Inglorious Tweets

Im in your head... I know what your thinking. Im gonna let the world know.

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Order a fake Id and don't get it until your 21st birthday. Not what I wanted for a present.

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Get homework on a Monday that's not due till the next Monday. Sunday night at 2pm = up rushing to get it done.

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Justin Bieber ranked no. 7 on the Top 50 women list. #nolie. Google that shit.

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Facebook is my ultimate procrastination method. Screw this other shit.

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Campus police making their rounds every 4 hours. Sorry I dont check my car every 10 minutes for a ticket. 6 parking tickets in 1 day #comeon

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All you freshman need to stop acting like your seniors. #yournotincontrol

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Your 10. You know nothing about relationships.

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Maturity is the most important thing. Still waiting to see that

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You are a huge tool! You read that right

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Please keep coming out with more chick flicks so girls can learn all of guys secrets. Sincerely, all guys. #saracsm101

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Lose all your money to a gambling problem. Please continue to tell me how your gonna hit a lucky streak and keep asking to borrow money.

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College life>>>>

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Justin Bieber on the cover of the new Rolling Stones. Canceling my subscription

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Feels so nice to just sit and do nothing and still get paid. #lifeasasuperstar

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I go to a party... Immediately leave if the music sucks.

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Don't you slap the monkey before a big date?

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Yes mom... How many more times do you want me to tell you my plans for the day #stressfactors

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We all have that one friend you just can't explain... #whatsyourdealbro

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We all know what the real debt from college comes from... Alcohol, munchies and fast food. #sorrynotsorry

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@DJ_Woolfy help spread my page #followforfun