@rshereme And a bobblehead dog as a "decorative" accessory ๐
A bobblehead dog that can't control its body. There couldn't be a clearer indication of the content of this press conference... ๐
๐บ๐ธ NEW: Hegseth criticized Iran for investing in missiles and weapons instead of its people, while the Pentagon and Trump are asking Congress for $200B in additional war funding.
The joke writes itself. The U.S. is run by idiots.
The Americans spent two billion dollars on a new Air Force One, a flying fortress with missile countermeasures, hardened communications and an actual operating theatre. And when a real assassination threat finally turned up, the Secret Service surveyed all this technology and chose the sandwich lorry.
The most protected human being in history fled a NATO summit in the vehicle that delivers chicken or pasta to row 34, hoisted down on a hydraulic platform designed for trolleys of orange juice, at a blistering eleven kilometres an hour. If the Iranians had attacked, he could have been overtaken by a man jogging.
His staff were then loaded onto the real plane and flown across Europe as bait, which I imagine featured prominently in the next employee satisfaction survey.
Churchill had a bunker. De Gaulle had a Citroรซn doing 130 through gunfire. America has a refrigerated box of bread rolls.
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@bestmemes5000@EricLDaugh I can understand you in some way anyway. Lying to yourself is incredibly calming...
Many people do this because they don't want to look and face the truth...
A comforting strategy.
@karolineleavitt lied daily to the American people.
I wasโand still i amโshocked that such a young person, like you, could lie so brazenly. It is unbelievable...
@karolineleavitt When your time in this administration comes to an endโand it willโyou will be remembered as a mendacious press secretary who wore a cross while treating an honorable position with disrespect. You will go down in history as the worst person to hold that prestigious role, having