Courtney 💙💛

How many birds are you willing to fight for a bag of chips? • she/they

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@Sunshine567150 That whole time I was thinking this! They really do fear a truly confident and independent woman.

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

i'm sorry but WHO is natalie??? #rhobh

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@HassanaK_918 Right. I'm tired of this storyline.

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@UKbravo_fan "I'm new at this give me a break!" baby, this is how we LEARN

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@f1dtor She was definitely the mom that told her single friends "you're tired? wait till you have kids"

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

I am BEGGING the sound editors to stop hitting me with the slurps and gulps, bros. #belowdeck

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Me when my family asks what I want for Christmas

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@OriginalDWoods The way I did a double take when they showed her place card at Mary's event lmaoo. I was like "who? oh." 💀

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

My life's philosophy distilled into a single quote

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

If your boyfriend or husband is posting “your body, my choice” memes… you need to end that relationship for your own safety.

[✨ Joyyy ✨ @Joyyycifer]

Pls get yourself a little treat tomorrow

You deserve it

Unless you’re voting for the orange guy in which case unfollow and never talk to me again

[seamus casey crew 2 @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@AplatypussTV @ChilledChaos @RayNarvaezJr @ZeRoyalViking "hey, boss, I gotta leave work early on Friday...."

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@tretelingram Agreed! I was getting ready to not watch this season at all because she was given a snowflake but it's actually been nice seeing her actually interact and get along with the other ladies instead of just being mean from the corner lol

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@AJRBrothers THANK YOU

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@LightVadam Honestly so crazy how cats can both soothe and TRIGGER your anxiety lmao

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@LightVadam In my experience, my cats just want to be in the same room as me. I have one who will SCREAM until I join him in a sun patch on the floor in my house, and then we'll just lie there doing nothing for a while.

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@megandurazo INTERESTING you're the first person I know to not go straight to Gilmore Girls or Twilight. Sheesh I haven't thought of PLL in a while

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@megandurazo People in my office don't close the microwave when they're done with it and it annoys me more than it should lol. Like what are we doing.

[Courtney 💙💛 @InherentRisk]

@dm4_org I unironically love these so much lmao