Kamala may be a hero, but she starts her morning like everybody else!
Coffee.
Scrolling social media.
Standing in front of the mirror naked, trying to decide how big to make her boobs today.
"Come on man, I'm supposed to be on patrol here! Don't make a mess!"
Knowing Kamala's luck, a villain will strike the SECOND she goes to clean herself up...
Anyone can be a hero!
But not every hero can be a billionaire philanthropist inventor. Some heroes need a little... Side gig.
Thankfully, no one assumes that's the REAL Miss Marvel...
You know, Kamala has a lot in common with Mister Fantastic!
Similar power sets. They're both smart, resourceful, logical about threats.
Both hopelessly attracted to the Invisible Woman--
"THIS looks like a job for... Miss Mar--"
You ever just, like... Forget that you're already wearing your superhero outfit? Not the best way to start a battle.
Last beach day of the summer!
Obviously, the girls have a private section of beach, where they can wear as little as they want.
...Or was that further down the road...?
Hey! You ever see a girl embiggen right out of her clothes?!
Because... Kamala does that. A lot. One day, Old Navy will make jeans that can accommodate stretchy superheroes...
"Or want! I mean, I'm decent in a fight, but with you? I'm pretty sure we're unstoppable!"
Plus... Kamala REALLY likes the view. She's had fantasies about most heroes, but Ororo...!
"Right! Statement. For sure. And we'll be making a statement... Together, right? On the same team?"
She may love skimpy outfits, but she certainly feels safer on Ororo's team...
Can everyone agree that crimes should NOT be allowed early in the morning?
Like. No crime before 10. That should be the rule. Some heroes were writing smutty fanfiction all night...