Sam

“I am just a man. Sometimes I lose my way. My whole life’s in the hand of God.” Hawkeyes/Colts/Yankees

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

Hot Rod is a Christmas movie because Ebenezer Scrooge is in it

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

@Kate_Save @elonmusk Hopefully a little less traumatic than xfinity

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

It finally happened… RIP Twitter
You suck @elonmusk

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

I’ve never related more to this episode than right now

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

@Colts @PatMcAfeeShow Ask Pat for some money, so you can pay JT

[Switchfoot @switchfoot]

It’s here 🥹 ❤️

https://t.co/vwzhJkYYKo

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

Hector Herrera finally in the game and plays tough. Love it #MLSAllStars

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MLS All Star game off to a rough start

[Suzie Hunter ⚾️ @TheSuzieHunter]

Whoever runs the scoreboard at Coors Field is NOT OKAY.

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

@ucancmysox @immaculategrid @baseball_ref Do the RBIs have to happen while they were on the team? I put Troy tulowiski for my last box and it said no

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

🤯😲🔥

[UNINTERRUPTED @uninterrupted]

🔥SABRINA🔥

History in Las Vegas!

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

Seeing all these unions strike makes me jealous. I want my union to go on strike

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

impossible to tell who to support when one side would lose their homes and the other would be totally fine and still very wealthy

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

“People don’t want diversity of thought”

Well yeah when there’s people who think some people are less than others and when there’s people who think we some historical facts aren’t true, I don’t want that.

Believing in lies isn’t diversity of thought, it’s you being stupid.

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

I like the new #HomeRunDerby statcast during the at bat

[Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean]

Joe Biden every time the Supreme Court takes away another fundamental human right

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

Relient K
Hippo Campus
Paramore
Backstreet Boys
Switchfoot
Casual Fan
Matchbox Twenty
House of Heroes
ABBA
Fleetwood Mac

Honorable mention to Lonely Island who I wasn’t sure if they counted as a band

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

Elon Musk is a dumbass

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@CrumblCookies 🙋���‍♂️ floating the San Marcos river in Texas 😎

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

@angrytortilla I want to go soooo bad

[Sam @inHumaneSlam]

Me at Fast X two weeks ago

[Jack Blanchard @Jackkblanchard]

@TheOnion One of my favourite activities