𝓘𝓷𝓲🕸️

#CFC

[Goke🍹🇫🇷🇦🇷 @gokehq]

“This guy rarely falls sick”

Me in 2004:

[$yde! @Bigsydee]

The more you use Snapchat, the more you realize the world can never run out of hoes.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

You can never be careful enough, just pray it never happens to you

[NETTI🇵🇹🇫🇷🇳🇴🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

After using DND for so long, you and your phone go just sync. You go know when person don dey try reach you..

[ωα¢кσ @scally_wacko]

Na everyday i dey chop my tattoo money😭😂😂

[kayz3d🇦🇷 @kay_z67]

when your roomate came late to class and then you perceive the smell of your perfume.

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

god please let a nigga ball again

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

i have no sex drive when my money low. Bitch move i’m disgusted with myself rn

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

I graduate in one month. The other levels have already finished their exams and gone home. Suddenly, it hit me that I’m really about to leave this school for good. I got hit with a wave of sadness mehn. I’m actually going to miss uni.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[Blessed😈🇦🇷 @Blessedonx1]

Generation so lost you have to be a 25 year old millionaire, 6ft, 180, dark skinned to date a lash tech

[🕊 @boytrickz]

a nigga just wanna be financially free.

[M. @ayosznn]

may your “let me just try” work out beautifully.

[Wazniga'🦉🇪🇸🇦🇷 @IGazih]

Why are we even going to work on Lionel Messi's birthday 💔

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

“I stayed with him at his lowest”

So Who still guide pass for that “lowest” ?

[cee @1ovesickkk]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing fucking me is life

[Game6ix🎸 @paayme3]

Some Niggas be looking happy asf and going through the darkest times of their life keep ya head up gangsta

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Stop getting mad at the entire male population cuz you picked a LAME ASS NIGGA