Wilson

Momento mori. #Atheist

[Wilson @injectKING]

'You're giving me that look, that look like I just finger banged your cat'

[Wilson @injectKING]

What is life? Much thought, many dog, much God?

[Wilson @injectKING]

If you get asked out for a drink/whatever just say no if you have no intention it's okay they will get over it

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Just cuz I have diarrhea... dont mean I ain't horney ;)

[Wilson @injectKING]

@GabrabX cool I will get set up,

[Wilson @injectKING]

@GabrabX I'm like the most trustworthy guy. Ever.

[Wilson @injectKING]

@GabrabX my shed.

[Meg 🌿 @megkay_f]

I think this may be the funniest thing I've ever seen

[Wilson @injectKING]

@robdelaney @SharonHorgan @TwitterNYC #askcatastrophe how much wood would a wood chuck chuck?

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because the broken dreams & shattered idealism of 1967's Summer Of Love weigh heavily on his mind.

[Wilson @injectKING]

@ChinaFromQubec all I need to say is thank you.

[Wilson @injectKING]

You know what! I've been thinking, racism is a myth. I love my dog and who should judge👔

[Wilson @injectKING]

@i5aachunt #BeautyTipsFromAnUglyGuy

[Wilson @injectKING]

@i5aachunt dab of face moisturiser every morning and it's sorted or you can buy this eye roll on stuff which is ace

[Wilson @injectKING]

That cup of tea has made me feel like I could do literally anything.#imAlive

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

it was such a good friday 300 years ago when jesus put mini eggs between everyones toes to cheer them up xox

[Wilson @injectKING]

@katie_bassett a country being poor and bombed regularly is going to lead to people hating the west. Religion is merely a guise.

[Wilson @injectKING]

@katie_bassett bush and blair (the west) systematically destabilised the Middle East in my eyes that's gunna lead to groups like Isis, etc

[Wilson @injectKING]

"Just want to get drunk and touch myself" anonymous 2016

[Splosh Frampton @joshieeeeb]

I love it when a cup of tea surprises you, like I was expecting it to be maybe an 8/10 but it came out at a solid 9/10