C.A.A

Survivor

- Writer | Voice Actor | Pen Pal

- I K U K U

[C.A.A @Inked_Journal]

The gods envy us.
They envy us because we're mortal.
Because any moment might be our last
Everything's more beautiful because we're doomed
You'll never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.

- Achilles (Troy 2004)

[Thatcuteteacher @Confydens6]

Some 9ja clients in diaspora will want you to cover the full Bristish study curriculum for their kids. Send rate card, they'll be converting to Naira & pricing peanuts.

If the Naira was so "favourable", what are you doing abroad? Pay the teachers there to teach your child na.

[C.A.A @Inked_Journal]

No be lie shaa.

The one time I cut my beard, someone looked at me and said I as 18.

I was almost 30 then.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Having a small body is an anti-aging cheat code. But you’ll deal with small small disrespect.

[C.A.A @Inked_Journal]

@Wizarab10 Wetin concern Man U for this talk now?
😂😂

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Be the only one doing the calling, texting and spending.

Placing her on a monthly allowance.

Sending money to her parents and siblings.

My papa no raise mumu.

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

If I tried to give my fiancée (now wife) money when we were dating, she would ask me what it’s for & why you are giving her money. She would reject it

I could remember the one and only time she asked me for money, 11k to be precise, 3 years into our relationship. It was cos she was in a very tight corner — she was going for her clinicals driving her dad’s car when she had a minor accident and needed it fixed before she returns home.
If you see how excited I was when she asked me for the money ehn. 😂🤣

But now that we are married, if I give her money, she go just dey shine teeth 😂🤣
She believes that if you are neither an orphan nor crippled, then you shouldn’t be collecting money from a man who isn’t your husband. That’s how they were brought up & that’s how I’m bringing up my girls.

Now you see why I really get pissed on this app when I see how men are spending on women they aren’t married to and more disgusting is women feeling entitled to a man’s money.

Your parents simply failed in giving your proper training, that’s all.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie dey, you no recreate

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala dey, you no recreate

Folorunsho Alakija dey, you no recreate

Na the one wey open body down your brain carry to recreate 🤣

All of us know watin we dey do sha

[Ogonna @eucharia3333]

Don’t Suffer with any Man My Sister, look for a Billionaire like your Father..

[C.A.A @Inked_Journal]

@AskMichaelTaiwo https://t.co/OSStKIhnkt

[C.A.A @Inked_Journal]

Then there's me.
I'll ask for your full name and save it exactly that way + plus the location we met.

🤷🏻🤷🏻

[C.A.A @Inked_Journal]

Then there's me.
I'll ask for your full name and save it exactly that way + plus the location we met.

🤷🏻🤷🏻

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

Normalize reviewing how you saved people’s name on your contact list.

Femi 400L is now Femi PhD.

Bidemi Tailor is now Bidemi CEO.

[C.A.A @Inked_Journal]

Then there's me that'll ask for your full name and save it exactly that way + plus the location we met.

🤷🏻🤷🏻

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

Normalize reviewing how you saved people’s name on your contact list.

Femi 400L is now Femi PhD.

Bidemi Tailor is now Bidemi CEO.

[C.A.A @Inked_Journal]

@Wizarab10 Negocio y Negocio.

They overdid it a few times but the movie is fire.

[Andy™ @TheMilanAddict]

I'm crying bro these guys just googled "free coach" 😭

[Yehgha @yaygha]

"Build with a man" connotes a partnership.
Hence, if the 'building project' succeeds, man and woman share the credit

But if it fails, responsibility for its failure is attributed to only the man.

Somebody will marry this one one day too, and refer to her as 'my partner'

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

As a man, the moment you start climbing out of your 20s into your 30s - you have one health mission, avoid pot belly like your life depends on it.

Else, there's no coming back.

Pot belly houses visceral fat, a core trigger for cardiovascular diseases & metabolic dysfunctions.

[C.A.A @Inked_Journal]

@Agbovictor20 @TouchlineX Right.

[C.A.A @Inked_Journal]

Lol.

I can't wait for the day Madrid will win the Champions League with Mbappe.

He'll be top scorer too.

Bookmark this.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Real Madrid won the Champions League in the season before signing Kylian Mbappé, and haven’t won it since.

PSG never won the Champions League with Kylian Mbappé, but have now won it twice in a row since selling him.

[C.A.A @Inked_Journal]

How can you play in the Champions League final and want to defend after 5 minutes?
That's outright stupidity.

At a point in the first half, PSG had over 200 passes completed to Arsenal's 65.

PSG showed exactly how a team that wants to win the League should play.

Vamos!!!!!!!!!

[C.A.A @Inked_Journal]

For God so loved the world that he gave PSG the Champions League to save his people from noise pollution.

Arsenal will learn to be humble!

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Ani ti mo ba fe liability, kin ku danu seh!