Patriot Phil 2-0

PARODY ACCOUNT: Right Sniper. 3 clicks North, 4 clicks East of center ice, I shoot to thrill.

[Patriot Phil 2-0 @InKesselWeTrust]

FUCKING KICK HANZAL OUT

[NHL @NHL]

Sidney Crosby can not stop scoring.

This is unbelievable. https://t.co/cU62r2yV9e

[Patriot Phil 2-0 @InKesselWeTrust]

Crosby's hand-eye: cheat code activated. @penguins #letsgopens

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@Goldyschmidt prepping to get on the campaign trail for 2020!!! #Kessel2020 #NiceGuyTriesHardLovesTheGame

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Crosby's teeth got batted into the stands somewhere and somehow no high stick. I thought Sid got all the calls? @RefYouSuck

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ATTABOY WILSON!!!! @penguins #letsgopens

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If the @ArizonaCoyotes put as much effort into scoring as they do trying to injure guys, they would still suck, just not so much. @penguins

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@MadChad412 but leadership though

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@NHL would've loved to see Crosby's diving goal against TB in slow-mo

[SinceFlyersLastCup @SinceFlyersCup]

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[Patriot Phil 2-0 @InKesselWeTrust]

If you buy a @Browns ticket, you get a bottle of their fans' tears and a chance to play QB for free!!!!! @steelers #HereWeGo

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Congrats @TBLightning: @penguins #LetsGoPens

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THE RUSSIAN!!! @penguins #LetsGoPens

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Ian Cole is a legend hahaha fucking beauty. @penguins #LetsGoPens

[Patriot Phil 2-0 @InKesselWeTrust]

Say it with me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! @penguins #LetsGoPens

[Patriot Phil 2-0 @InKesselWeTrust]

OH DEMIGOD MY DEMIGOD: SID CROSBY CHRIST ON SKATES CANT BE STOPPED. @penguins #LETSGOPENS

[James Mirtle @mirtle]

Sidney Crosby passes Maurice Richard on the NHL's all-time scoring list. Now 90th. Eighth among active players. And he's 29 years old.

[Patriot Phil 2-0 @InKesselWeTrust]

ITS A BLOODBATH LADIES AND GENTLEMEN #LetsGoPens @penguins