In Nancy's World....

Experiencing life at the rate of several WTF's per hour! Known for multiple sarcasms. It's my crazy life & I've gotta find humor in it. Voiceovers & writing.

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

I'm in Denver, woo-hoo! If I have sex here, am I automatically in the mile high club?

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

I wish aliens would land on Earth and say "WTF is wrong with everyone? You're destroying yourselves, stop before it's too late!" PEACE...

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

So tired of self-centered egotistical people. Check your ego, amigo!

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

I over cooked again so if anyone's hungry and doesn't feel like cooking I made enough spaghetti for 248 people.

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

It took awhile, but I'm finally starting to realize if you don't ask, the answer can't possibly be yes.

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh when my friend said her dog needed a CAT scan.

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

Shout out to bunch of asses: lazy, smart, whoop, bad, lard, haul, kick, dumb, hard,pain in the ass & foot in yo' ass https://t.co/m0Rv7bdDx2

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top ten nuts, lug, wal, pea, pine, mixed, chest, coco, pine, macadamia and deez.

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

We're going out tonight & I'll do my best to drink a whole bottle of wine because it's not healthy to keep things bottled up.

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I don't know about the rest of you but my family tree needs constant pruning.

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TTYL takes on a whole new meaning when you've been around a bunch of older relatives for a few days. It now means "TALK TO YOU LOUDER"!

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

Trying to help my niece with summer algebra class,she's not understanding use of letters. I can relate b/c when I think of my X, I wonder Y.

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

If aliens came to Twitter land to see our leader, not sure what they'd say. With all of us following each other, who the hell is leading us?

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I had a run in with an angry yogurt parfait today. I guess it was a little too cold in that aisle???

[Chipp Jones @Chippj]

Reincarnation sounds horrible... You mean I die then I just start this shit all over again??

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

I read that California has the highest rate of adultery of all states. I'd say that's a sad state of affairs.

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fyi....don't yell 'group text' while with a group of guys. I guess it sounded a little like 'group sex' but really? Calm the hell down!

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

Please......can we have peace?

[In Nancy's World.... @InNancysWorld]

My b/f told me a really bad joke while we were in the elevator. I told him it was wrong on so many levels.