Philip Seal

I'm going to miss you monkey. I wish monkeys could Skype. Maybe, one day.

[Cameron @CL9268]

Its even funnier slowed down because Heavens being fouled by 2 players, Lindelof has a full fist of Yoro's shirt and Torres has two hands on either side of Mounts collar dragging him around 🤣 If its not a goal its a penalty for at least one of those

[TopCee @UtdTopCee]

Cuhna Red card!! Same tackle as Lacey you know...

But it's Manchester United

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

Explain to me like 5 year old kid how this not a penalty? This is same similar challenge Cunha was sent off for Manchester United has been robbed

[Philip Seal @Innerlurken]

@tubhitter @Nufcnick1 @JordanEVGuy Wait, is it £20K or £12-18k for a battery? You seem to be all over the place with prices. Also, if you are going to spread FUD, may I suggest the Jaguar Ipace as that car has loads of issues and Jag charge £36k for a new battery.

[Low Res Replays @LowResReplays]

📸 - WHAT A RUN FROM RASHFORD! Cunha asking for a penalty

[Jimmy McBride @jimmymcbride1]

“If the Harry Maguire hand ball happened against Man Utd at Old Trafford no way would they allow the goal” … they said yesterday

[Philip Seal @Innerlurken]

@Jaguar @BBCNews @SkyNews @tamworthherald @BBCNews @SkyNews Just had an interesting phone call with @Jaguar, apparently to make a formal complaint, you have to pay. Would not accept a complaint from me as I wouldn't pay!

[Philip Seal @Innerlurken]

@Jaguar hey, could I please get the CEO current email address? It seems he has been changing it a lot recently. Could he be avoiding the impending lawsuit about you guys deliberately de-valuing the ipace for future buy backs? Look forward to hearing from you

[Philip Seal @Innerlurken]

@Jaguar @BBCNews @SkyNews Thank you for the quick reply... any news service interested for an easy story on a slow news day? @tamworthherald How about a local story?

[Philip Seal @Innerlurken]

I-PACE owners are stronger together. 429 owners have already joined our independent group. Own an I-PACE? Add your voice and help us reach 1,000 members. Free to join: https://t.co/4ev7xCdA99

[Philip Seal @Innerlurken]

@jaguar @BBCNews
Demand a Permanent Fix or Buy-Back for Faulty Jaguar I-Pace Vehicles (Battery Recall H570) - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/A20QHQyqqI

[Ezzy @EzzyMUFC]

They robbed Bruno of an assist for a keeper touch, meanwhile Trossard is getting assists for shots that literally got saved😭😭
https://t.co/F9399ftqQp

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

So, title winning form?

Thanks.

[Josh Everest-Boffin @iamjoshboffin]

Since @KwikFitCS are refusing to acknowledge my emails, complaint form and will not call me, I thought I’d share this with everyone here. Last July, the cowboy mechanics at Kwik Fit told me that whilst they had my car for 6 hours, they had replaced the CV boots on my car. Today, I took it to my garage for its MOT and the tester revealed that Kwik Fit had not touched them. Perished rubber exceeding a year was obvious. So Kwik Fit took £300 from me and did not complete any of the work listed on my receipt. I’m hoping that this tweet will maybe jumpstart them into having a conversation with me and giving me my money back. Given that the cost of living is extortionate generally, I think everyone could do without Kwik Fit’s daylight thievery.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

"Two pressers away from blaming chemtrails."

Man United completed the double over Liverpool and LFC fans weren't happy with Arne Slot.

It's... Fan Denial.

18+ GambleAware

[mufcytp @mufcytp]

👕 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒!

PGMOL has appointed Stuart Attwell as the referee for Sunderland vs Manchester United.

Attwell’s refereeing in United games this season:

1. Failed to send off Walker for a deliberate stamp on Dorgu

2. Denied a blatant penalty on Amad vs Bournemouth

3. Went on to send off Harry Maguire and award a penalty to Bournemouth

[Philip Seal @Innerlurken]

@CuttingLyndon @Belgarion_Riva @DexxterUtd It's desperation as that's a fake statement. You're making up evidence to fit your posistion

[Philip Seal @Innerlurken]

@Reddave50153 @DexxterUtd Fake statement

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐭𝐝 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞 @TheUtdArchive]

🚨⚽️ | Bruno Fernandes penalty shout.

Not even a replay from Sky.

- Hands on Bruno’s back

- Bruno’s leg gets trapped under Mac Allister

We beat Liverpool and the ref today.