BS Quotes! 🦞😸

Quotes from the Bob & Sheri show. Context, be damned! **this is a total fan account, not affiliated with The Bob & Sheri Show** 💜

[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“Thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. Take care.”

-Bob 🥹
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[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“Thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. Take care.”

-Bob 🥹
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[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“She was always either breastfeeding or taking them to dance”

-bob
01302024
(Oddcast best-of)

[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

One thousand followers! 😮💜

[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“Whatever Jimmy’s doin’ with his pickle, this girl‘s puttin’ it in her mouth”

-Sheri
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[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

Did the comedian on Everybody Needs a Laugh drop the F- bomb?
😮😹😹

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[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“I love my anise.. can’t get enough”

-bob
10022024 (vault)

[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“If I wanna eat a cracker for dinner, and a gummy, that’s on me”

-Sheri
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[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“everybody has if not an iPhone, a knock-off of an iPhone”

-bob
09302024

(Soo.. an android?😹)

[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“I’m so tired and bored with perverts”

-Sheri
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[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

Florida’s version of “backyard wrestling”
🐍🐊

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Why is no one talking about the fact that they have a Crocodile and a Python fighting in their backyard 😳😳

[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“People have occasionally accused me of being oblivious to what goes on around me and I resent that, but upon reflection… They may have something”

-bob
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[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“I’m right a lot.. I really am!”

-bob
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[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“I tip better, and I am more respectful of servers.. than really anyone I know “

-bob
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[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“Don’t over analyze it”

-bob
08222024

[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

“We’re influinfluencing you to have some sense“

-Sheri
08162024

[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

Today’s example: dez-moinz.
I think this is the capital of Iowa.

[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

Lamars pronunciation of a lot of words is kind of hilarious and I’m wondering if I should do a thread on this account called “Pronouncing Lamar”? 🤔

[BS Quotes! 🦞😸 @InsecureBob]

Reminded me of the b.o.b. 😂 🦞