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Writer, DJ, Singer, Beer Drinker. Offering my perspective, 160 characters at a time. Sometimes this story book can come with pictures!

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Wow @CheckCashPaul I am blown away that this system cost nothing. Most people claim stuff is free but have hidden charges. You are legit

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and just enjoy what we have.

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an open heart

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#HowToKeepARelationshipWithMe have an open mind

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Just love waking up at the ass crack of dawn for work. At least I'm off tomorrow. #workingclassproblems

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3 followers needed to hit 200. I'll make you something special if you are that person that takes it to 200.

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#WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Christopher Walken.

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Friday the 15th #lessviolentfilms

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#NameYourPenisAfterAMovie "Shaft" - easy enough

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or star-fuck me. :)

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reply

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if you want me to give you a shout on #FF

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I'm feeling lazy today

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What's the speed limit during sex? 68. Because at 69 you spin out and blow a rod.

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Next time I have sex to music I'm picking a live CD..... I wanna hear the applause!

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get your shit together and quit being broken. I need my daily dose of RTs and star-fucking...

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Dear Twitter

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but its not selling well cause 93% of men dont know how to lick it

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The post office just released a new stamp in the shape of a vagina

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yet continue to date the douchebag.